dex5

2500 pts · January 10, 2014


Long timer lurker...gonna try being active here. Though, I'll probably revert back to lurker status ._.

I got laid off just before Thanksgiving…finally landed a job in the same industry a month ago. It’s brutal for people who are being forced to find out what else we can excel at. It’s literally like when a partner breaks up with you. But, you’re still young! New beginnings! 🤗

17 hours ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

That’s Valerie.

2 days ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

May cause the following side effects, one or more: Dizziness, drowsiness, sexual dysfunction, headaches and tremors, nightmares and seizures, constipation, nervous laughter, palpitations, anxiousness, anger, exhaustion, insomnia, irritability, nausea, vomiting, odd and alarming sexual feelings…
OH! And one last thing:
Use may be fatal.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Umm…are we the same person? I’ve been doing the same. Left work for three hours to interview for a job with the state. If I’m going to be bored all day, at least give me insurance and a rock-solid retirement plan.

1 week ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Take a straight and stronger course.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Those who can’t teach; teach gym. At least that how I remember it.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’m hongry.

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

As opposed to “regular” Brenda?/s

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In. The. Feels.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We’re barreling towards not having a choice. That’s the consolation.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That right there. That’s been the most difficult thing to reconcile.

3 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

It’s becoming comical: no more work for you here, but here’s a shit ton of work while you figure out how to work…somewhere else.

3 months ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 2

Correct. I didn’t think folks thought otherwise but that’s a fascinating level of empathy. However, if I tell someone to fuck off or whip my dick out, no severance. Be a good boy for your treat.

3 months ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 2

Thankfully, they say I’ll have COBRA coverage for a little while. Never have liked snakes.

3 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Get knocked down, get back up. No choice.

3 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Bro. Literally. I’ve been browsing jobs and calling old coworkers while on the clock. I’ve become ungovernable with my time on the clock. I don’t like this about myself.

3 months ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 2

I am not being productive. The managers, thankfully, understand this and won’t stand in the way of my severance. I love when persons you can’t stand turn out to be actual “people”. Silver linings.

3 months ago | Likes 221 Dislikes 2

I have to play ball. They’ll pay my hourly and whatever commission I can earn but I have to keep showing up.

3 months ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 1

Fire worm! Tier Zoo just covered this. They’re poisonous and unpleasant to try and eat. It made the turtle pissed for even trying.

4 months ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

You ARE his midlife crisis.

6 months ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

I thought the word was “chester”. Maybe I’m old…maybe it’s regional. Maybe it’s that makeup with the catchy jingle. Wtf world are we in…?

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bob Gold. Another big name on the list.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Seems like (if this were real), you’d still wind up with a 7/10 split. Based on previous math breakdown comments.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Office (US)! It’s from one of the more controversial seasons.

10 months ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

That song was released about 30 years ago. He was probably 30 years old when it dropped.

10 months ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

La Campanella…written by Paganini, arranged by Liszt.

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Gravity. Easier to grow up and then out instead of out and then up. Trees. Be. Crazy.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Tree fell over. Branches on one side became roots, branches on the other side became trunks. The original trunk became a big ol root.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0