dfhowes

31880 pts Β· April 4, 2016


Outside of family, I have two passions in life. Drag racing my motorcycle and vocalist Morgan James. Not necessary in that order.

Where's the profit in that? - Corporate America

2 days ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

On a side note, it's been said that even asking about Jury Nullification often results in being immediately removed from a jury pool.

3 days ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Ahh, much better and funnier. Thank you for that.

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Well, no shit!

(sorry, I had to say it)

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Here's what I think.
Clerk: Just don't tell the missus, amiright?
Customer: I don't know.
Clerk realizes that the "supple skin" lady wasn't the customer's wife.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Here's what I think.
Clerk: Just don't tell the missus, amiright?
Customer: I don't know.
Clerk realizes that the "supple skin" lady wasn't the customer's wife.

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Correct me if I'm wrong but Felon³⁴ didn't do this on his own. House and Senate had a hand.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll just leave this here as an inspiration.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I read Calvin and Hobbes to my son when he was a child. It really influenced him in that all the way up through high school, it was difficult to get a picture of him without making a face. His chorus teacher chewed on him for doing it. The church pastor was peeved because he cheesed it on his group picture for church. Love Calvin and Hobbes and love my son!!!

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

South Dakota is sparsely populated, just over 800,000. There's a lot of lonely farmers/ranchers out here. And by "lonely " I mean horny.

Oh, and they're racists.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Asking the important question!

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"But she's so purdy!" - most of the rural (male) voters in South Dakota. Source: I live in South Dakota.

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Should have replied, "All of your male friends 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒂 𝒍𝒐𝒕 𝒐𝒇 π’šπ’π’–π’“ π’‡π’†π’Žπ’‚π’π’† π’‡π’“π’Šπ’†π’π’…π’” . . . "

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#3 I'm a simple man. I like dark thigh highs with a lacey dark band at the top. And thank goodness there are several great examples here. But those at #3 take it to another level! WOW!

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The "Justice Department" needs a name change because they're not the least bit interested in justice.

2 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Feeling threatened?

3 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

So much!!!

3 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

And they'll have to take their masks off to eat.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gifs that are too short.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This was the back side of the sign at No Kings Day in Sioux Falls, SD. The other side read, "Kristi Noem has never had an orgasm."

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Impossible to tell without seeing the entire width of the field.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 11

Looks like his cousin was here in Sioux Falls, SD!

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#22 Seriously though, my wife and I are into S&M. She sleeps, I masturbate.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 Quantities limited to in stock only.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0