Go mown car, you're drunk
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.......but my dog has perfect eyesight
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Scottish Connections
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27
If vegetable oil is made from vegetables and olive oil is made from olives.......
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Oor Bowie
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3
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May?
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The Oscar for today's best correction goes to....
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John Barrowman at the Commonwealth Games Opening Ceremony
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HMS Duncan is docked in Dundee this weekend
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Damn birds
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I laughed...where am I going and why am I in a handbasket?
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I'll have mine in Gary, please!
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24
$20 is $20
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33
Breaking news
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25
Ummmm.... I think your navigation system may be broken.
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