I've been searching forever... PLEASE HELP!
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Parker always sleeps like he stayed up all night pounding Goldschläger and tequila
Someone just got fired... WTF
Stay the f*ck at home!
This is it everyone, this is the future
Boeing is big mad...
I finally got phone service back after the Nashville bombing!
Happy Birthday to the goodest boi, Thor
...I'm listening
WE DEMAND A SHRUBBERY
The most evil prank ever
Things went downhill when Susie left for college
This quiz is driving me crazy
The sign on our door clearly says "No Solicitors". Learn how to read...
"Its not what it looks like, dad"
I feel this in my toes
Just checking in. How is UserSub holding up?
My GF just sent me a pic of our new puppy! She named him Tod. (We rescue and rehabilitate fur babies)
Meet Theodore McFloofers! Fluffiest. Puppy. Ever.
Should be any day now folks!
There is more murder in this bag than any weapons case in existence...
They're not wrong, but they didn't have to be so right
We've all had those days
I told them not to deliver my mix tape until I got home...
These could save a life!
Finally! All the flavor with none of the heat.
This is the best thing I've read all year
Reports say he was fryer'd after this
A 10 minute cringe-fest for toilet time this morning... (links in description)
Percy blames me for his mom's hangover. He's super protective... and judgey.
My friend painted a picture of Colorado.
When someone who has never seen Star Wars starts talking about theories they've read online
Our doggo has boundary issues
They knew exactly what they were doing...
Imma wife her so hard
Still waiting for them to follow up...
Sportsball
Watching the trailer of the new EA Trash coming out and all I could think of was
I think they started a gang and they made Theodore McFloofers (front) their leader...
When your best friend loses a low hanger to cancer... how soon is too soon?
The last 10 years have been rough...
What comes after D...!?
I can't not see it now...
As well as eating it "well done"...
The Adventures of Florida Man
Seems harmless enough
I dont know, crowdfunding could raise a lot more money for the family than UPS would ever give.
We had an unexpected guest yesterday...