dmTim

7038 pts · May 18, 2019


If it ever seems like I’m taking myself seriously I’m probably messing with you.

I need a banana for scale

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’ve heard billionaires are like piñatas. If you string them up and beat them with a stick, money falls out.

3 days ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 2

Is the a name for this font and can it be downloaded?

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shouldn’t you be in another castle?

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

On the other hand, the bond market is taking off which is a bad sign for stocks.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What airport is that?

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do a barrel roll!

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

So allowing an enemy to sell oil while we are bombing them is treason?

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How do you mow the incline?

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Drop the chilwolfa

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wasn’t this sort of spelling referred to as l33t back in the before times?

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I remember when A&W had people in roller skates deliver the food to your car.

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Carol Baskin!

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Actually just bought the modern redo of Wizardry. Only played about 15 minutes but it was very nice.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Question: Is it possible to have an enclosure that is too large for those little guys?

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes but you also must take the squirrel

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Squirrel t-bags a phone. Film at 11

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think a part of that problem is that people don’t like to hear about”what about the other guy” argument. I’m not saying your post implies this. It should probably be framed as “we have several problems that need to be looked at with the same weight”

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Now follow it up with one that’s just paws that take up the whole page

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Starro has a mask for you

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cool. Now do a cat.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I still disagree with the premise. If satire was a “roadmap” then I doubt that so many late night satirists would be attacked by fascists.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Bueno

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Finally paid a professional knife sharpener and the difference it made was beyond dramatic

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tastes like Montezuma’s revenge

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I thought no one remembered the Peter Principle

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damnit Steve, what part of ‘Back the hell off’ don’t you get?

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hell Texas cut off and gave away the Northernmost part of itself before becoming a state so it could remain a slave state

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And his appearances on SNL were great.

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