dmd3eorg

9033 pts · January 24, 2012


I tell expensive magnets what to do

Note this guy’s username

11 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

#7 why would you include the bottom bit?

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

it's not a jouse, it's a jome

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I also choose this lady’s husband’s late mare

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

my kids are playing with it right now

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#18 the Voyager space probe

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#4 why is it BAD news

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This time next year they’re gonna progress to rapid fire one letter at a time subs.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#3 these capthcas are getting out of hand

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When I used to take Ambien the rule was I had to give my wife my laptop, phone. watch, absolutely all devices. Otherwise I’d wake up and jesus christ the emails I would have written and the things I’d have bought.

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Google “787 cockpit” and tell us again how confident you are you could find the intercom button

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Telling my kids this is “Arrival”

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#37 Women could open bank accounts in the US from 1974 until 2026.

1 year ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

#4 I had to calculate the least common multiple of some things at work the other day to ensure lots of two different sized things would fit perfectly into a rack.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I kept texting my dad for months after he died … until his number got reassigned.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

can’t park there mate

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Apparently, in New Zealand if you ask for lemonade, you get Sprite. They don’t even know about normal lemonade. Lemonade is Sprite.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i raise you dioxygen difluoride

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“one of us” you mean one of the people who watched one of the highest grossing movies of all time?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#24 No unicorns must die needlessly. This I pledge!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i claim they have an effect and i’m an actual doctor (but not of medicine) (the effect is you spent a lot of money on water)

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#12 1) The Cold Equations 2) All Summer in a Day. Thanks for nothing Mrs Olsen, it’s been THIRTY SIX YEARS and they still haunt me.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

drivin that train

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#9 As someone who has been on the other end—literally 99 out of 100 callers ARE calling to do something they can do on the web site.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now do the median net worth

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So now he can’t send you money any more? I think you just played yourself.

1 year ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

lol wtf? (Speaking as a 46 year old cis white male US natural-born citizen who has never even SEEN a gun up close - yes, I live in Massachusetts)

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1