dogmoind

45381 pts ยท May 3, 2017


I am a meat popsicle.

I don't like fast women. Then again, you'd never find me on a dating app.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Joely Richardson is just... so gorgeous.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ham & Egger

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's so tough to hear the truth, isnt it?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 6

Why would the Clintons?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I believe he was 33 (coming of age) when Bilbo went away, then +17 when Gandalf came back to send him on the quest.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I always respond, $50 million, I'll be gone in 2 days. No takers. Yet...

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In no way is Frodo intended to be 50 in the LotR movies. Books, yes. Movies, no.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Man... that is one ugly kid.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 29

I'd rather not eat the burger.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The man is gone. If you can't see that.... you're beyond hope.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 11

I don't know who needs to hear this but Biden (yes, like Trump) isn't mentally fit to run this country.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 18

What happens... when you run out of toilet paper?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

If my ex told me asked me to watch her kid while she did... pretty much anything, I'd tell her to go fuck herself. Not my problem.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Who the fuck takes European vacations?! I'm barely holding down a mortgage/house with my girlfriend's help!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Get you a toe by this afternoon. Fucking amateurs.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I always pronounce Gnu as "Ga-new". It infuriates my gf and I will never stop.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I could apply for that job and still get rejected no matter how desperate they were.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

He was all about Jasmin, no? Sure, for the power, but he seemed very enticed by her when she was faking liking him.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nothing goes in, and the only thing that comes out is poop.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Kids die. And they cannot hear you, me, or anyone once dead.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

No, he's definitely dead.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Twitter/Musk aside, what a great scene in Aladdin. And such a good performance by Jafar's voice actor.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm gonna be the asshole here: he can't be proud. He's dead.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 13

1.5 years? Rookie numbers.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Listen, if you think you're not getting SOMETHING from using a glory hole, condom or not... you deserve what you get.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't want to get AIDS.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0