45381 pts ยท May 3, 2017
I am a meat popsicle.
I don't like fast women. Then again, you'd never find me on a dating app.
Joely Richardson is just... so gorgeous.
Ham & Egger
It's so tough to hear the truth, isnt it?
Why would the Clintons?
I believe he was 33 (coming of age) when Bilbo went away, then +17 when Gandalf came back to send him on the quest.
I always respond, $50 million, I'll be gone in 2 days. No takers. Yet...
In no way is Frodo intended to be 50 in the LotR movies. Books, yes. Movies, no.
Man... that is one ugly kid.
I'd rather not eat the burger.
The man is gone. If you can't see that.... you're beyond hope.
I don't know who needs to hear this but Biden (yes, like Trump) isn't mentally fit to run this country.
What happens... when you run out of toilet paper?
If my ex told me asked me to watch her kid while she did... pretty much anything, I'd tell her to go fuck herself. Not my problem.
Who the fuck takes European vacations?! I'm barely holding down a mortgage/house with my girlfriend's help!
Get you a toe by this afternoon. Fucking amateurs.
I always pronounce Gnu as "Ga-new". It infuriates my gf and I will never stop.
I could apply for that job and still get rejected no matter how desperate they were.
He was all about Jasmin, no? Sure, for the power, but he seemed very enticed by her when she was faking liking him.
Nothing goes in, and the only thing that comes out is poop.
Kids die. And they cannot hear you, me, or anyone once dead.
No, he's definitely dead.
Twitter/Musk aside, what a great scene in Aladdin. And such a good performance by Jafar's voice actor.
I'm gonna be the asshole here: he can't be proud. He's dead.
1.5 years? Rookie numbers.
Listen, if you think you're not getting SOMETHING from using a glory hole, condom or not... you deserve what you get.
I don't want to get AIDS.
I don't like fast women. Then again, you'd never find me on a dating app.
Joely Richardson is just... so gorgeous.
Ham & Egger
It's so tough to hear the truth, isnt it?
Why would the Clintons?
I believe he was 33 (coming of age) when Bilbo went away, then +17 when Gandalf came back to send him on the quest.
I always respond, $50 million, I'll be gone in 2 days. No takers. Yet...
In no way is Frodo intended to be 50 in the LotR movies. Books, yes. Movies, no.
Man... that is one ugly kid.
I'd rather not eat the burger.
The man is gone. If you can't see that.... you're beyond hope.
I don't know who needs to hear this but Biden (yes, like Trump) isn't mentally fit to run this country.
What happens... when you run out of toilet paper?
If my ex told me asked me to watch her kid while she did... pretty much anything, I'd tell her to go fuck herself. Not my problem.
Who the fuck takes European vacations?! I'm barely holding down a mortgage/house with my girlfriend's help!
Get you a toe by this afternoon. Fucking amateurs.
I always pronounce Gnu as "Ga-new". It infuriates my gf and I will never stop.
I could apply for that job and still get rejected no matter how desperate they were.
He was all about Jasmin, no? Sure, for the power, but he seemed very enticed by her when she was faking liking him.
Nothing goes in, and the only thing that comes out is poop.
Kids die. And they cannot hear you, me, or anyone once dead.
No, he's definitely dead.
Twitter/Musk aside, what a great scene in Aladdin. And such a good performance by Jafar's voice actor.
I'm gonna be the asshole here: he can't be proud. He's dead.
1.5 years? Rookie numbers.
Listen, if you think you're not getting SOMETHING from using a glory hole, condom or not... you deserve what you get.
I don't want to get AIDS.