Breakfast Quesadilla
Looks like he’s skipped every leg day
Kindergarten Graduation
My ugly mutt
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This is fine
The greatest heist of all time.
They should make a Pixar movie about these two.
I’m cheating on him with The Last Jedi
Glory to our eternal leader!
Phoebe Buffay is who I aspire to be.
Hip hop oppotamus
Please don’t dick me around, 2018.
There's just not a whole lot going on for me.
Clarence speaks to the chubby, awkward, poor child that is in me.
'Cause dogs are better than people
How do you take your coffee?
Some stay dry and others feel the pain
Josh Duggar almost burning his child’s feet.
Insurance fraud caught on dashcam
We're both disgusting
The universe hates me.
Universal scale