doubledave

546 pts ยท October 1, 2023


Love music (especially jazz). Love motorcycles (especially my Triumph Speed Twin). Love cats (especially Loki). Write code (embedded systems) for a living. I quite like doing that, too...

JFC... So, they're going to do this for Fox "News" too, right..? Right..? ๐Ÿ˜ณ

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can turn wine into water, I do this a lot... It's just that the water is contaminated with urea...

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol, in the 80s, I was I fireman in Peckham, London, (that's in the UK, ok..?). We would regularly have an "AFA" (automatic fire alarm) to the nurse's block at a nearby hospital. Never the hospital, just the nurse's accomodation block... It was surprising how many of them had been showering and had had to run out into the street wearing nothing but a towel... every time. However, given the fact that I'd probably fail to get laid in a brothel, I was never able to capitalise on the situation....

11 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Really sorry you have to go through this, but it warms the cockles of my 59 yr old heart, and affirms why I love lurking on Imgur that this makes it to the front page. People (by which I really mean men) of my age and older seem to turn into toddlers and run screaming if there's any mention of [whispers] a lady's 'down there', god forbid we should actually know that women mentruate. Maybe there's hope for humanity yet... [checks news media] oh, wait...

11 months ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 1

Ooh! Ooh! I know this one..!

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Katy Perry, make me sick... no, actually, that's it... (think about it - she married Russell Brand ffs...)

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hell yeah. Also, Mad Max 2

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aliens is one of the few films that break the rule that a film's quality is inversely proportional to it's sequel number... (there are other examples, I'm sure you'll tell me what they are ;-))

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Of course not person I've never met before and will never meet in future! Who could +imagine+ such thing! Thanks for the clarification. I feel foolish now, but I'll brazen it out and refuse to admit it to *anyone*

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What makes you say that? I'm assuming from the zip, but here in good old Blighty, a chap's zip fastener would be that way round. Is it different in the United States of America? I mean, I know you _drive_ on the wrong side (along with the majority of other countries) but that would be ridiculous.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Safety rope? What a pussy! ๐Ÿคฃ (I'm being sarcastic, you have balls of steel...)

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That only seems to happen when the hiring company is owned by people from the same country of origin as the "illegals" (restaurants, nail bars, etc.)... It almost like the people who choose who to prosecute are... I dunno, racists or something ๐Ÿค”

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's really nam pla from the West Midlands...

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Buying drugs? That's... what a friend told me... Yeah...

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

NGL, that is a _shit_ job man!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You guys have savings?? ๐Ÿ˜ณ

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Yes! He fell for it!"

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

"Yes! He fell for it!"

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Is that... Eva Brown..? Geddit? ๐Ÿคฃ

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

But only 20 CHF one way ๐Ÿคฃ... ๐Ÿ˜ณ

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Congratu-fucking-lations!!!

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Still, that's better then the alternative... ๐Ÿ˜

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me too! I was 8! Damn, mate, we're gettin' old!;

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My spirit animal...

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Glad she didn't drive the wooden skewer through her fingers when she missed the first time, that would have totally ruined the effect...

1 year ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0