My kid wanted to see the fish at Walmart. This is what he saw instead.
Happy 29thturday
Paying off my student loans like
The Dumpty Dance is your chance to do the dump.
Happy Xmas and bottoms up from this Illinoisan Imgurian!
Jesus, Bob, phrasing.
20 Strange but True Facts About Baseball - Part 2
20 Strange but True Facts About Baseball
For my cakeday, here's a shot of my dog living it up.
A literary masterpiece.
A friend of mine took this after a rain delay.
MRW I really want that Coke.
This is my favorite baby picture of myself. It's my parents' least favorite.
I have the best little travel buddy.
Apparently meat margaritas are a thing in Texas.
Jeff Francoeur had a rough day today.
I think of this every time I read a Tumblr post.
Looks like it might rain.
My friend shared this photo of himself enjoying the splendor of Machu Picchu.
Well yeah.
How can you look so sad with such 'Murican armbands?
'Murica.
MRW I walked outside today and realized I didn't need a jacket.