Just my boi Valentino being a chonk.
My hair is a little crazier than years past, but here's my Christmas selfie.
Here's Bart, excited for a road trip.
The toe bean harvest was bountiful this year!
Merry Christmas Imgur!
Patience is a virtue.
I'm not proud of it, but I totally am.
Look who I found at my University
I just got my wisdom teeth out. Cheer me up, Imgur.
I was eating my lunch just now and saw something that reminded me of you, Imgur. <3
MRW I get home from a long day at work and see it's my cakeday
Just wanted to show you guys the best picture I've ever taken of my best friend Bart.
Did I make it in time for the Christmas selfies?
Back in high school we had to take care of fake babies for 48 hours. I decided to have a little fun with mine.
A friend of mine is a Marine, and he and his wife went to dinner the other night....
A little oasis.
"Oh, a present? For me? You shouldn't have."
Bro, do you even swing?
Fap
When I fail Mr. Krabs and the Krabby patty.
People ask why Bart always has a damp face after we leave the dogwash.
When I'm stuck on a mysterious island and I want to give someone moral support.
The Elric feels
My roommate, a fellow Imgurite, after I heard him yell, "Where are all the towels!?!" from the bathroom.
Not sure if repost...
Sunshine
Dashing through the feels
Haaayyyyyyy
How I feel when I see an empty dance floor at a wedding.
When someone insults my mustache.
Be it 'boots and cats' or 'uhn tiss' or 'unce', we all pay homage to the Techno Viking.
Helping my friend build his new computer, he asks, "Where do I download more RAM?"
Crash
This is Master Chief signing my cast, no big deal.
Social media nowadays.
Master chief taking time out of his busy day to take pictures with us.
Bro, do you even bounce?
WORT WORT WORT
SPONGEBOB WHY
This is me as a baby.
When I'm stuck on a mysterious island and my friend sets up a golf course.
Thumpers anyone?
Needs a banana for
Why are you reading this when you could be looking at Kate?