dynamiteleo

6589 pts ยท January 27, 2013


Much to the disappointment of the previous record holder, ur mom

2 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If it does!!

5 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ass feathered?! Wait that's actually accurate in this case... Carry on.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Why does he always end his tweets with "thank you for your attention to this matter"? Is it an old man thing?

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

THANK YOU! why is everyone a pervert???

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Ooo that's spooky, what's that from?

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You're thinking too hard about it. Hotdog means long and skinny. Hamburger is short and stout. Easy for little kids to visualize and hear verbally.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Wheek wheek wheek wheek

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I thought most sheep were baaattery powered.

1 month ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

There's a popular saying "always kiss goodbye" / "always kiss goodnight because you never know what will happen." I hope he saw that and ran with it.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You know what? I THOUGHT I saw cocaine here, but it must have been the wind. Thanks anyway, officer.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Tortillas aren't the only thing being sold here ... This is like when a "mirror" is listed for a couple hundred dollars an hour and it happens to have a girl in it.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What the hell is this one supposed to say?

2 months ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

#44 is this AI? or is my brain fried and suspicious of everything now?

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

IDK if you're being serious but the joke is that none of the colors on the left are found in the chart! Sorry to overexplain if you were kidding.

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Oooohhh thank you

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#22 ... Maybe I'm just tired but I don't get it! Anyone willing to explain?

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#47 is this porn? This is porn isn't it?

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nope, it's a tiktok meme about the kind of food women eat for dinner when they're alone and don't have to worry about others. The only thing this is missing is the wine.

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Don't forget give it up to God, on God, and pray, and give it all we got, 100%, execute...

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Does anybody have that clip of the penguins walking and one of them falls and they all go "ooo" just like this? ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My only complaint with that one is I wish he was just a little bit nicer to her! I get it though, he was probably a little embarrassed. But come on!

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There are a few Bible/scripture memes in here so I think this person is concerned with being darned to heck if they don't!

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

What the heck is going on? Who is this company and what did they do? I feel like I've been under a rock ๐Ÿ˜…

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Send these to his mom. This stuff needs to be stopped for his own good.

7 months ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

As long as it's not "trauma candy salad" from tiktok, you're good!! (Warning if you look that up: most of those tiktoks need allllll the trigger warnings!)

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Middle aged and bald doesn't mean you're not attractive, friend!!

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Oh wow I didn't get that! I thought the joke was about how the mushroom looked phallic and weird. The more you know...

8 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I'm 30+ so I barely know but from what I understand, it's a little collectible doll that's all the rage among young people at the moment. It's a furry little demon looking thing. There's also evil looking ones called lafufus.

8 months ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

That's just a thing Christians say actually ๐Ÿ˜… Because of the whole "rising from the dead" thing.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0