dynamojoe

109200 pts · August 26, 2023


I downvote most Tiktoks, things with animated captions, and most AI. Your top-heavy waifu image will be appreciated and then downvoted 'cuz I got principles. OC is OG to me but some aggregators are awesome. We all know where Facebook is. If you're bringing those memes, please reconsider. If you post a link to X, Threads, or TikTok, please reconsider the choices you made in life that led you to this. If you are reposting content from iFunny, you are a trashbag. Those internet points below? I can't spend them on anything. You taking them away does nothing to me but if your downvote makes you feel better, then I'm glad for that.

Maybe they should hang Trump himself upside down.

8 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Everybody loves a loophole.

8 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They may want to build a pipeline. It's a great idea on paper. The problem is there's no way in hell they'll successfully defend it in perpetuity. Of course, oil companies like the higher prices when oil is constrained so maybe that's part of the plan. They can alter the price of oil at will by blaming shortages on "terrorism".

12 hours ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 2

Same. It's like "we know your attention span is shit nowadays but really these extra seconds of buildup are totally worth it. I promise."

17 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Is this one of those "A foreigner took an American's job" stories I hear about?

1 day ago | Likes 164 Dislikes 2

Every time I hear "Fertility Rate" as a problem in the US it's from someone who either has too much money to understand the financial strain that even a healthy child incurs, or it's code for racist "Replacement Theory" nonsense.

1 day ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

There's an email from the Epstein Trove that has a pleasant exchage between Melania and Maxwell here Melanoma is asking how she is and other chitchat, signed with Love, Melania. Surely an Einstein Grant recipient would know how to close a "just friends" email better.

1 day ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I hate Chihuahuas but the bite this one is about to give is earned.

1 day ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Yup. you pay twice for a lot of stuff. I pay for Comcast for internet and I pay for Netflix who pays Comcast so their packets don't get de-prioritized.

1 day ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That might cost Tim Pool The Russian Tool his press pass.

1 day ago | Likes 121 Dislikes 0

The ipad that's been dropped on opposite corners does not inspire confidence.

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Passive voice and everything. Spineless puke. It might be time to trot out a royal misbehaving or something to distract the media from their genocide-complicit leadership. (I'm not talking down on the UK; my own country does similar shit)

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why? Blue states already fund most of the government with the least in return from it. Start with the welfare queen red states.

2 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

I live in SoFla. The only non-Republican I have representing me is the fucking Mayor. I know without looking it up that my shitbag "representatives" voted for this.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Which is the most rational explanation, but really it seems like juggling two live grenades instead of just one.

2 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

There were a few bangers on that album.

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fuuuck. I saw Metallica, Dokken, Scorpions, and Van Halen back in ‘88 for $25 (about $70 in today’s dollars). If a seat’s worth that much money, someone else is sitting in it.

3 days ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Her path is clear. Now that it’s not her job, she won’t answer questions about anything in her work due to confidentiality. If it’s about her, she’ll invoke the 5th. Not showing up is probably the dumbest thing she could do. All Trump needs to do is dangle that pardon over her head.

3 days ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

PS the immediate downvotes you give me just means I block you. I don’t need that kind of negativity in my life. farewell.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Trump says “I’ll kill millions” and Max is mad at Obama for not feeding the troll. It’s whataboutism. It’s bullshit. If you keep attacking people on your own team, you’ll be a libertarian in no time regardless of moral certitude.

3 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Bondi needs to testify. The DOW is still not back over 50k.

3 days ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 1

Max is mad at the wrong fucking people.

3 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Yesterday AAPL was just one deck chair on the Titanic. The whole market sank (except for oil). Today it’s the reverse.

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Good eye. Either he has toothpick legs or he phased through those seats.

3 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It’s difficult to find flaws in a blurry person.

4 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

“could face…” he needs to face both.

4 days ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

DC politician hates DC politicians.

4 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Maybe he identifies as an Asian hornet?

4 days ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 2

At some point the turd should be buried.

4 days ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0