My friend's kid made an altar for George Michael for Day of the Dead
My cousin's sonogram looks like the baby is barfing up a tentacle.
Hi
Tried finding a cool job. Clearly none out there.
Give me a D!
This turkey is eating the dead bugs off my car in a grocery store parking lot
This is a poppy plant. Definitely not something else.
:(
Presenting the toaster knife thingy
"Hey Mom I need $448 to buy something extremely important..."
Hold my beer.
Helen Keller Simulator 2017
A turkey has been trying to sneak into my wife's store every morning for the past week. I didn't believe her. She sent me this pic.
Helen Keller Simulator 2016: March Update!
Girl Scout cookies finally came in today...
I bet there was some stiff competition
Do you even lift bruh
Granny knows how to party
Heard you guys like this sort of thing
Hold my beer
So I heard Imgur likes fake news
Let's go swim in some glass shards
Eating mayo when suddenly...
Aww...they always gotta suck the fun out of it
Sgt. Jesus H. Christ reporting for duty
Doing dishes this morning reminded me of this
I don't think they thought this one through all the way...
So my wife asked for a maternity shirt. She loved it.
My knob is wet.
Ladies, my nephew will rate your boobs for free
My son was excited to watch Winnie the Pooh this morning.
Have a fucking majestic day you crazy imgur bastards
"Oh hey where you going?" "Just taking the cat for a drag."
Helen Keller Simulator 2016
MFW I find my doppleganger
MRW the douchebag at my work tries to show off his Apple Watch to me
MRW my family is worried about the "blizzard" that is hitting us in Minnesota
I found Sarah Jessica Parker's baby picture
She must have cut up his Fallout 4 disc
The struggle was real...
All hail our dark lord and master...
Hold my beer.
To all fellow call center workers who are getting paid to Imgur
RHM - I want to suck on these redhead balls
um.... ok...
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MRW I'm at work and realize I forgot to bring my leftover Halloween candy for my secret work stash
Aladeen for President 2016
MFW customer asks me to credit his late fees even though he hasn't paid anything in 6 months.
Winter is coming
I love this dog
You party?
Hold my beer