eggselent

7132 pts ยท May 26, 2014


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Eggciting!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah, just nipple hair.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nothing, because he will end up pardoning himself prior to leaving office.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Yea?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm in the military and when anyone asks me about the game I just feel them "I don't do sports". Having fun is the important part!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

What are you talking about? I just cleaned out my search history this morning.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Me to! Wait....

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's pretty hard not to worry that face

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"Where are my ovaries Eggselent?"

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If you're kidnapping someone, remember to put a twist or two in the duct tape. It's pretty much impossible to break out of then...

6 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 3

GO UMAINE!

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

If someone wants to steal my identity, then go for it. They are going to be just as disappointed with it as I am.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice! I'm heading up to do some camping near Baxter State Park in just a couple hours. I how the bus weren't too bad.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mainer here, great choice in canoe!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Military plane, it's far too high risk to do with civilian airplanes

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My mom is a saint, you keep your liver spotted hands off of her!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Nope not an Anthony. It's a pretty big community, there are literally hundreds of us.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm the boom operator in the KC135

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey, don't blame me, blame my chauffeurs.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yea, but I can't share most of them for OPSEC reasons

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You don't scuff the paint. It's a bad day off you do.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hasa Diga Eebowai!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

It is! Her coloring around her neck and face changed a bit in the last 4 years.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Except the helicopters...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I get it. It's not as flashy as the other planes. But none of them can do their job without it!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What, no love for the KC135 in the background?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As a lifelong Mainer, it's not that bad, as long as your drunk on coffee brandy.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If your wife is due in 2 weeks, it's a little late for a coat hanger.

8 years ago | Likes 605 Dislikes 32