eldistorres

211 pts · March 17, 2017


Was waiting for him to fall on his buddy…Nicely done!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“I only love my bed & my momma I’m sorry!”

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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?1

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Prepare to have your house covered in eggs!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He looks shocked

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No matter the shape it will all just be shit in the end...

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This is what happens to dogs during quarantine.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You have to ask for no salt

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you watch porn?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dirty whore!

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More like Earth’s anus

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Diarrhea cha-cha-cha! ?1

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s Colombia NOT Columbia

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Greatest marketing scheme ever by a street vendor! ?1

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Mean neck cramp!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is the meaning of “bent”. In my hood we said “Dude I’m so bent” when we were trashed. Amongst many other phrases of course.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’ll take all of that - the eyeliner, definitely the pet Panther as long as somehow I can also get pizza delivered there.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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To watch it stop any way?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But...but...I didn’t

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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WTF!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Then prepare to die

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0