electrajet

37462 pts ยท January 31, 2013


It's funny that the only thing that DID go wrong was hooking up the flotation collar and inflatable "front porch" after splashdown. Currents made it trickier than they thought it would be. Kind of like having a construction project turn out great but the very last screw strips out or breaks off.

18 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We have a local Mexican restaurant that's owned and run by a recent immigrant family ("FUCK ICE"). The food is really good but can be a biiiit under-spiced for me. The hazard is, if I ask for "a little more spice," their idea of "a little" is a lot more than mine. Wheee!

19 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good thing it's open on the bottom so the sweat can (eventually) drain out.

2 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

1 part skill. 3 parts luck.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

One of the Voyagers is also coming up on one light day away, so it takes 24 hours for a signal to reach the Earth. Two day round trip for a command and response.

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Peripherally Related Factoid: Radar O'Reilly, the character from M*A*S*H, was from Ottumwa, Iowa. His family probably knew Carol Morris because Ottumwa was (and stll is) a pretty small town. Maybe their families went to coffee klatches together and hung out together at PTA bake sales.

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I always figure they're late for their anger management class. Then I'll mosey out of the way at a leisurely pace.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Up to nine bills so far. All killed.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Okaaaay. I have to go wash my soul now. ew...

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"My Octopus Teacher" is a great but bittersweet documentary about the life of one octopus and her interactions with the filmmaker.

3 weeks ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

So..it was YOU!! At last the truth is revealed.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes. Why would anyone practice a sport? Ridiculous!

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Fox News used an old clip to cover up Trump wearing a MAGA-merch baseball cap while "honoring" the returning bodies of soldiers who died because he's stupid. Who needs AI?

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A reptilian mammal? Okay, I know a fantasy character, but boobs/milkers on a lizard... (Yes, I'm super fun at parties.)

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Looks like a group of official government portraits. "The Council has looked at your plans and would like to suggest...some other options."

1 month ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

"Short an sweet"? How sweet is it to be blown out of house and home, severely injured or killed? Idiots.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Would paint balls work? Seems like it would have less potential collateral damage. Not permanent, I know, but it may be easier to build a mass effort.

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

it won't be Trump. it'll be some American tourist or business traveler who gets kidnapped, shot or blown up.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They ran out this year in a matter of a few days.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's apparently what Helsinki smells like of the first warm day of spring. It all thaws out at once. Whee.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you getting the reference!

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She's SO cute and so funny/talented/delightful in Garfunkle & Oates.

1 month ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Examples: 5% of 80 (4) is 80% of 5 (also 4). 25% of 20 (5) is 20% of 25 (also 5).

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

"Help! Jane! Stop this crazy thiiiiiing!!"

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You're off to a good start in creating them, anyway,

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Wow. That was really scarrrry! I'm going for a swim...oooh, a fish!"

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

20 meters = 65 feet = a six story building = nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope...

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Well, you can't afford to live tooo long anymore, so what the hell.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

A Queen tour would include many people from inside and outside the UK and EU, drawing attention from ICE. Plus, with Adam Lambert being an out and flamboyant LGBTQ celebrity, it would be a magnet for a MAGA terrorist action.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Malafor.

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1