elfoe

125290 pts ยท November 29, 2013


I like plants and Photoshop. l take requests for either 11/28

Touching ur junk after the flaming hot cheetos just to give her that

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Secret Santa killed it!

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Spotify actually did it

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There's chopped kumquat in my fruit cup

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I did manage a single trip from the car though

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Paige!

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Guys this sounds like goodbye

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First we were nuking hurricanes, now we're shooting up Lysol

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Annual shout-out to Neil. You made it big in our hearts

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I heard they also do bitcoin and crossfit

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I guess I'll just post now

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Secret Santa strikes again!

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Smart phone?

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Secret Santa killing it!

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If you don't do this do you really own a label maker?

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One of us?

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My first attempt at pixel art

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Single skittle dissolved in vodka?

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One of my KitKats had no wafer

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Who gives him these ideas?

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...I see it

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When you pee and pee and it just keeps coming

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Here's to another ten more: Meme of the Decade

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does that make it guac?

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PSA: Fake Eclipse Glasses

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At least I learned something

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Use your computer to join the fight!

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I won't forget this year!

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What you did there...

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Room for toppings!

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I messaged someone price gouging for gloves

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I almost wish we were doing vaccine passports so I could whip it out

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Brace yourselves

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The Scholastic Book Fair never had these

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A Karen ironically proves her name

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no banana slamma

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For my fellow North Americans

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Executable? More like exeCUTEable ammirite?

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There seems to be a lot of rough in between my diamonds

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Mildly interesting scissors that came with a package

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Chrome for Android Easter egg

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TIL: KFC funded and published a Colonel Sanders Dating Sim

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I still hear your voice when you sleep next to me

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Cakeday Cake Collection

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"Apartment with spacious kitchen"

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I made a thing

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Magic Eye, the bane of my childhood

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A slightly belated Secret Santa!

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I thought the flight attendant was going to assimilate me

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Secret Santa for me?

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Guilty until proven innocent

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Don't forget where you came from

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Sticks and stones may break my bones and words can cause severe emotional trauma

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I usually end up in 'marketplace' before I realize my mistake

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Not even to mention carpeted kitchens

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Definitely a proper use for workplace resources

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