Touching ur junk after the flaming hot cheetos just to give her that
Secret Santa killed it!
Spotify actually did it
There's chopped kumquat in my fruit cup
I did manage a single trip from the car though
Paige!
Guys this sounds like goodbye
First we were nuking hurricanes, now we're shooting up Lysol
Annual shout-out to Neil. You made it big in our hearts
I heard they also do bitcoin and crossfit
I guess I'll just post now
Secret Santa strikes again!
Smart phone?
Secret Santa killing it!
If you don't do this do you really own a label maker?
One of us?
My first attempt at pixel art
Single skittle dissolved in vodka?
One of my KitKats had no wafer
Who gives him these ideas?
...I see it
When you pee and pee and it just keeps coming
Here's to another ten more: Meme of the Decade
does that make it guac?
PSA: Fake Eclipse Glasses
At least I learned something
Use your computer to join the fight!
I won't forget this year!
What you did there...
Room for toppings!
I messaged someone price gouging for gloves
I almost wish we were doing vaccine passports so I could whip it out
Brace yourselves
The Scholastic Book Fair never had these
A Karen ironically proves her name
no banana slamma
For my fellow North Americans
Executable? More like exeCUTEable ammirite?
There seems to be a lot of rough in between my diamonds
Mildly interesting scissors that came with a package
Chrome for Android Easter egg
TIL: KFC funded and published a Colonel Sanders Dating Sim
I still hear your voice when you sleep next to me
Cakeday Cake Collection
"Apartment with spacious kitchen"
I made a thing
Magic Eye, the bane of my childhood
A slightly belated Secret Santa!
I thought the flight attendant was going to assimilate me
Secret Santa for me?
Guilty until proven innocent
Don't forget where you came from
Sticks and stones may break my bones and words can cause severe emotional trauma
I usually end up in 'marketplace' before I realize my mistake
Not even to mention carpeted kitchens
Definitely a proper use for workplace resources