elix

1688 pts ยท September 7, 2011


First he was insistent he be allowed to run as a spoiler for Biden. Now he's insistent he not be allowed to run because he's being a spoiler for Trump. This man has clearly never heard "be careful what you wish for, you just might get it".

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You can consider these photos as being taken somewhere near Vancouver, BC. That's not entirely accurate but it's close enough without doxxing where I live.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

(Psst, it is a sorry not sorry joke.)

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Explain to them that they already do, it's just called private health insurance and they're paying it to for-profit corporations instead.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Welcome to the rest of Donny's life. He's never going to shut up about this loss because he literally can't accept being called a loser.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

He's never going to let this go. It's inconceivable to him that he could lose. He's a loser and he'll do anything to not be called a loser.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just another day in Howdy Arabia.

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

Explain to me how the fact that wages stopped keeping up with inflation around the time I was born is my responsibility

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

The Zodiac Killer's first victim was murdered when Rafael Cruz was like 2 years old.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Someone's bought themselves tickets to the dog and pony show, and by that I mean a tube down their throat in an ICU.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm in western Canada so I'm a little far away for a casual visit to a reservation out that way.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Apologies for the cynicism and thank you for the adorable pictures!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A socialist economy with absolutely no mechanism to express dissent or dissatisfaction with conditions, imposed by the political system.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Slavery never ended, it's legalized in the US Constitution as prison labour. Huh, weird how black people are disproportionately jailed.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 5

New temperature records being set year over year, Antarctica is melting and turning green and the Arctic ice is shrinking. This is HEALING?!

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

But if even one of them shows up holding a gun - not pointing it at anyone but just carrying one - it's gonna be another cop-led massacre.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Canada's border is more tightly restricted than the US' rn. America allows air travel, if you're a tourist Canada doesn't want you for now

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I feel like this post was sponsored by Coleman but that hedgey is just adorable.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

People forget that the definition of a desert is "dry", not necessarily "dry and hot".

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

We have vaccines to give us immunity to these diseases. And there are many diseases we don't even have vaccines for.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Malaria, pertussis, tetanus, things that regularly killed by the thousands before vaccines were invented to give artificial immunity.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The number of diseases we actually develop lifelong immunity to after exposure is very short compared to the full list of diseases out there

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And then did nothing about it until late March.

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

March and April are not the same word

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Not sure if you're serious or you're just trying to convince Trumpets to self-cull...

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

You're trained to evade being hit by the enemy's guns. You're TRYING TO HIT the carrier with your plane but just right so you don't die

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

and is in every other way as much of a "pet" with needs and feelings the trainer should be looking after as an expressive Pikachu.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

ability to express its emotions to its trainer using its markings. Despite having a cold exterior, it's scared of needles and likes treats

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0