Dilated Pore Winer behind the ear.
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They're ninjas.
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1567
When my gf bites her tongue.
5
2
869
Keep making that money sweetie.
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We ended up naming him Bobby Boucher
25
3
2063
Let the friends list culling, begin!
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Oppenwilliams.
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46959
I'm all grown up now.
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6
4283
When your client passively berates you on Network Televsion for not selecting a trial by jury.
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Grandpa ghosted granny
6
4
1230
Like a pair of pliers in the game Operation.
11
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1509
Atreyu's Nintendo Switch Died and He Got a PS5 after.
21
12
1653
My stepsister always sends me the nicest gifts.
19
0
1424
Has a suit to prove it.
28
2
1457
Damn bipolar meds, you'se exoensive!
28
13
2772
Reenactment in a truckstop bathroom. Sounded like a gunshot and porcelain breaking.
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1
8857
I've got coworkers that know they have it and still go to work...
38
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1719
I'd like to GTFO, look at meeee!!!!
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4
2521
Mess with Shaggy, and you'll get the Zoinks.
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0
447
Thankful they don't have the concept of money quite down at that age.
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1
1476
No weapon, no murder. ?♂️
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The enemy of my enemy, oOoh.
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16
3504
Made friends with a cold anole.
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The Green Mile, Smash.
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1
917
It is 104° in New Orleans...Hottest ever recorded
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23
4217
Just a couple times Reagan pretended to be quippy.
8
8
912
This week has me burnt out.
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4
1500
I will. Tomorrow.
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81082
Bulletproof Batman.
-2
4
355
James Aldean trying out "Small Towns" as a new country song topic.
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You're still learning to fly.
34
10
1657
I will... tomorrow.
4
0
523
When you find out you and your mortal enemy hate the same person.
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6
1573
Two star-crossed lovers, I guess.
50
6
2618
Not gonna lie, I'm pretty super, man.
79
11
3218
Showoff.
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0
348
I'm still going in!
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Superman, SMASH!
1774
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You already got my money. Move on.
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18
2140
I will... tomorrow.
911
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66574
The struggle is real
50
3
2882
Rescued a baby possum tonight.
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23
3212
I got ya, buddy!
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52252
Bye, Onlyfans.
26
17
3065
She's almost 90.
65
11
802
Trying to get the word out.
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7
6590
Like vandwelling without a van.
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5
3571
He wanted them to touch his Pepe Silvia
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6
1399
Just $<"(, already.
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10
1529
History repeats itself.
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Her sweet Can.
-5
7
785
My pockets are meant to "accommodate smartphones".
13
15
1326
My favorite tidbit from Loki's latest ep.
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14
2202
Undressing a beer.
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10
3543
It got down to freezing in New Orleans.
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6
1648
Finally, we get to see it happen in our lifetime.
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