Not my tweet, but absolute gold.
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Spring comes with its drawbacks...
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Me and my cousin launching some fireworks
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I can't even the adorable right now
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My favorite drawing by a friend of mine. Black/white colored pencil.
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The gays and evolution.
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Bitch, I will cut you.
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2 seconds into the flight...and I need new pants.
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When you're smoking for the first time and your buddy asks how high you are.
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MFW we realize we can use the HOV lane in rush hour traffic
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Troll level: Peyton Manning
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