eugene51

144636 pts · July 16, 2017


Professional standard misanthrope.

Goodbye, Janey.

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Specially for Thanksgiving.

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Shark infested Swedish Warehouse.

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I remember what I was doing...

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What do we call this? Unbrexit? Unexit? U Turn?

Points 61
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Thanks be to God for His indescribable gift!

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More beautiful than before.

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Mine runs on sarCASM. I never run out of fuel.

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Sir, This Is A Wendy's

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The thing that concerns me is:

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Nice.... Eyes.

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Wearing blinkers.

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Their printer probably won't work, though.

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Who needs missiles when you have the UK Government.

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My money is on...

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Our Amazing Universe.

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Murder Mystery History

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I think I might be the only one...

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It'll be worth it to "own the libs"...

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Shitter's Clogged?

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I'm going with...

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Like two children name calling in the playground.

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Do it for all of us.

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"Haggis" born in Edinburgh Zoo.

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That's my Christmas sorted!

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Another church, another abuse scandal.

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He should look on the bright side.

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Madam President sounds good

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It's true.

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She'll be missed. Maybe not by tramp, though.

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Get ready...

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Sprinkling holy water.

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Insert your own jokes about Ionised Gases.

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I'm sure they'll find an outlet.

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One small step.

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Remember,   Remember the 5th of November...

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Elon and the Felon

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And The Winner Is...

Points 525
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Are you seeing this, Charlie?

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You can always rely on The Eye!

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I have an alibi...

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Imgurers would feel at home here.

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I'm going with, "Because they're all right-wing nut jobs".

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It's still better than being english, though.

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A criminal past.

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Release The Hounds!

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I hope she gets a Muslim cellmate.

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Do you want lies with that part 1,409

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The British Are Coming! (And so are the ruzzians!)

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Subtle.

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A Jewish Latino discovered 'Murica? Who'da thunk it!

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I Like This Guy!

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Do you want lies with that?

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We choose to go to...

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They don't have many patients.

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The Great Stink

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I just who he should send...

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