excableguy

49361 pts ยท January 29, 2015


Hello. Mainly just a lurker.

9 hours ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 1

All those mailboxes in the middle of the sidewalk, crazy.

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#1 She's cute, but if she doesn't remove that jewelry before getting in the ring, she's going to have a bad time.

2 days ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 1

I use to watch Dancing with the Stars with my ex, and I remember when Zendaya met her partner. He was all "How you doing" until he found out she was only 17. To his credit, he seemed a bit disgusted with himself immediately after finding that out.

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Those donuts are still good. Pass them over.

2 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Also, that guy took 2 guns out of his waistband.

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#2 RIP Tommy

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#3 I could maybe do that while sitting down.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 There's a good chance they're going to be randomly finding unexploded firecrackers for years.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's the married head coach of the New England Patriots and she's married top NFL reporter.

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It's not what is looks like she and Mike Vrabel are claiming, but the intertwined fingers while holding hands is not something they can just brush aside and ignore.

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

With 95% reporting, it's a lopsided win:
Chris Taylor
I
859,762
59.5%

Maria Lazar
I
584,548
40.4%

4 days ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 1

#15

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So ghost ships are real now?

5 days ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

#18 I was watching an interview they were giving from space and that plush toy started floating away so one of the astronauts had to quickly grab it.

5 days ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 0

#6 The spooked look in it's eyes and the concerned whining transitioning into Everything Is Fine, and then Time For A Nap is so cute.

5 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Mackenzie Jones, also known as Mackz Jones

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Vive la France

1 week ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Those little grabby fingers!

1 week ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

What? It clearly says rDonald aSSuvmmA

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Living the single life that man is, you can tell he's used to sleeping alone. If there was someone else in the bed, he would've whacked them with the gun. The designers of this must have the most boring vanilla sex ever, because that gun is going to accidentally drop down in the crack of the mattress to the floor for many of us normal people.

1 week ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 3

So a general map of trading partners

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

This happened 2 or 3 years ago. You can tell it's not more recent because they let the Palestinians yell and argue without beating the shit out of them.

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I heard about that one. It not only sucked in the lake water, it sucked in a lot of the surrounding shoreline too.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Collapsing and flooding are 2 different fish

2 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

This is surely listed on the menu as "market price."

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lake formed from a collapsed coal mine. Yikes.

2 weeks ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 4