fartexplosion

485 pts ยท October 12, 2012


mine was "BABY! IS THIS TWO LINES???"

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is acceptable for any gender. You can look at somebody like that. Try it. It's fun. Nobody's going to genuinely feel sexually harrassed

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

advice they'd be dead.

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 12

finding shelter are far more important than jumping into a river or sliding down a giant hill. He's a fool and if people actually took his

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 13

He's shown people that instead of staying alive they should attempt pointless stunts. Conserving your energy, staying hydrated and fed, and

12 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 14

Nobody deserves congratulations for acting like a human being. Congratulations are for those who go above & beyond what is expected of them.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 6

I see a cocaine addiction in his future..

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So sorry that my username isn't motherly enough for you. You sound like a judgmental prick who thinks being a parent is the hardest job ever

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think you missed the point.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

sit here and agree with you.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Haha yes I do. My daughter is three, my stepson is five and I've got one on the way. Just because I'm a mom that doesn't mean I'm going 1/2

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

they are an insensitive asshole who deserves harm. People can't read your mind. They judge the situation as they see it.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Any "asshole" assuming that would probably feel terrible if they knew that and you should probably let them know instead of assuming that1/2

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When the hell does this ever happen?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Also get off your high horse.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I have kids and I have to disagree. It's not hard. Anybody with common sense can do it. Most people understand how parenting works.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Mine looked just like that! So I took two others. You're pregnant.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Minority is not a race.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

OMG I KNOW RIGHT? I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT SAYS. AS SOON AS I SAW THE WHITE TEXT I STOPPED LOOKING BECAUSE THIS GUY CANT IMAGE MACRO FOR SHIT.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My ex tried to pull this.. so I never gave him blowjobs because I assumed he didn't enjoy them. Woops. Now I know what happened.

13 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Now pour milk in it.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't wanna

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My mom has said this since I can remember and most people think it's strange. I always assumed it was just a thing she made up.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My old kitty's paw

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As somebody who's recently taken up bookbinding as a hobby, this is amazing and I hope I grow up to be just like you one day.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sorta equivalent to a skinny girl calling herself fat in front of a bunch of undeniably fat ladies though, don't ya think?

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 17

Take the bait. Take the bait. Take the bait.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

These are mugshots.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Is it really that hard to ignore it?

13 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0