Took a closer look at my daughters toy car track.
God damn you 2020. Not even the Best Bond stood a chance.
D'ya like dags m8? Dis my neu dag.
Somebody just robbed a pawnshop where I work GTA style
Hey guys I need your help.
Met her in highschool, the best 6 years of my life just left me
Leaked picture of the new avengers team. (Sorry for beet root quality)
Maybe i need stronger contacts
Door ladder approves. Carry on
So here I am enjoying my lunch WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN THIS DISAPPOINTING WANNA BE CHOCOLATE CHIP cookie decides to Reside in my cookie bag Godfucking damnit subway. Where's the fucking chocolate
MRW I only just found out about the fappening
As a non american tasting your water for the first time. It’s weird
So we started selling these at work.
Googled 'turtle gifs' was more than pleased
When I ask my employees If the want to hit a bar friday afternoon, and the only willing one is the Vulcan
This guy is SO Cash, yo
Rest in peace you magnificent bastard
Found these in my backyard, can anyone identify what the round is?
1st thing I favorited
I'm a grown man living alone, there is nothing stopping me from buying a parrot
MRW It's the night before Christmas and i realize i forgot to buy a present
Scotland is Bestland (Dump)
Ok I'm gonna try this again, My dad's 60th birthday is coming up so you know, if someone could go ahead and colorize this for me?
Growing up I never had any siblings, yet today I had to say goodbye to the closest thing I've had to a sister.
A wee dump for ye dafts!
MRW when i posted something friday night with 39 points only to see It's got 5k + 2 days later
Remembered this from The Wire. Seems more relevant now than ever
MRW i met Danny Devito
Guys, GUYS! I made a thing at work
Introducing flipped over fry
Introducing Forlorn Fry
MRW I'm on fire and there is an album cover to be made
Rockin' it Usain Bolt style
Googled my username and gues WH...oh i....ok......
MRW when I stumbled upon /r/ spacedicks
When i found out Gear box had an online store for their borderlands merchandise
MRW I did everything right at my 2nd drivers test except for the last turn.
When I'm at my lunch break with one of my colleagues
I might actually hate this kid more than Geoffrey
This.
The view from up here does not amuse me
Every post i make
MRW i am a human protending to be a unicorn at a drivethru
I had a very shitty night. But you guys changed everything for me honestly, thank you
GF just told me she made me a sandwich but can't find a clean knife
MRW the white guy behind me repeated Chris Rocks black people joke at his show