fenlander

7315 pts ยท May 24, 2013


Sky turns blue and geese look up. It's a gander reveal party.

10 months ago | Likes 269 Dislikes 0

They rode over the yellow diamond and the bike caught fire. I thought it was a game and they had activated a power-up.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

and now I am singing the Pokemon theme tune but replacing Pokemon with STDs.

11 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

A fun game for these places is they buy second hand waxworks. So see if you can find celebrities and world leaders being tortured.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TV series, Secret Cardinal. Fighting evil and banishing demons but his rank must remain secret so the enemy can't hunt him down. 'Secret Cardinal, fighting for the light, striking from the shadows.'

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Easiest job in the world. Make stuff up and if it sounds good and the public like it you can make good money. It's not like anyone can prove you wrong. Or you could try your hand at astrology /s

11 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The pinecones thing came down to 1 guy writing a script that went back through posts from years ago and voted for them. So if you notice a post from last year suddenly getting a Star Wars award it's the bots at it again.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is the dark side stronger?

11 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

The name Dragonfly is taken. You can have Dragonfly X, X Dragonfly X, Dragonfly 44, Dra Gon Fly 2.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

1) several friends are visiting me today.

2) I had the garden done yesterday and it looks amazing.

3) it's a nice sunny day so I get to sit in my garden with my friends in the sunshine.

11 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I will think about doing something kinky when I get bored of sex.

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

DOGE have made budget cuts to Airforce 1.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

D is for Donald, his brain did decay.

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Having to do the truffle shuffle to swim is not what I expected.

11 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

That bar under you looks dangerous. One slip and you are in a world of hurt.

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He's a fan of the Harvard Globe Trotters.

11 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

And it will take the family at least 3 months to get their stuff and money back.

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think I've seen other videos of her. She has Tourette's and so just says random things.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The only way outta here is that valley that leads to the east. But I wouldn't wish that on a broke-dick dog.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Scale is a build up of minerals in a water pipe.

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A police sketch artist trying to draw this suspect.

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

But what about Duck Billed Platypuses, err, Platypi, err, Platypodes?

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I found out last week not being able to tell left from right was because of my dyslexia. I never knew that was a part of it.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

STAYC's mom has got it going on.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yup, I did wonder when I made it. Oh well, sometimes we just have to roll with the punches.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0