feraldope

2486 pts ยท August 12, 2018


Thank god. I thought it was salt.

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For now!

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I remember back in the '70s buying gas by the liter. Back then most pumps had mechanical displays and they only had 3 digits, so the highest price they could set was $0.999 per gallon. Once gas went over that price, they were in trouble. So they switched to selling it by the liter.

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The fourth from the end had premature evacuation.

5 days ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Anger is a gift.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Very dignified!

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So sleepy!

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is the winner!

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Eeps and purrs.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He loves to sit and clean. Mostly on the bed when we are trying to sleep! I'm always amazed at how white his white fur is - it almost shines.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's got the best beans!

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That happened to a friend at his last job.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#3 If you survive, please come again!
(although that's from a different episode)

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Awesome!

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Disregarding the lack of protective gear, you need to ease out the clutch.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I think it's staged!

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you survive, please come again!

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I wonder if he's thinking the same thing, since he's seen me playing plenty of that.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How did I miss that?!

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I always make sure I owe money so I don't have to rush to get my taxes done.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You can direct it to your savings account.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When I was in school we had a Beaux Arts festival every year. Literally everyone called it Blows Farts.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's a nice looking cat!

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#8 it's because they are over-stuffed. If you just put in a normal amount of napkins they work fine.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I think it's missing an engine, too.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I thought it meant that for married couples, both have to work full time.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pilot: Uh folks, due to a medical emergency, this flight is turning around and heading back to New York. Also, per Delta policy, I've gone ahead and dumped all your checked baggage into the ocean.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You had me at "30 minute uphill hike. "

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anger is a gift.

1 month ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 0

Anger is a gift.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0