fester9

4760 pts · July 25, 2016


Let me come into your house, handcuff you to the radiator, and start punching you repeatedly. Then when you punch back, I call you a terrorist and use that as justification to start punching your wife and children.

That is exactly what Israel has been doing for decades.

Fuck you.

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You can also seek out AARP tax aide to help you file your taxes for free. You don’t have to be an AARP member, you don’t even have to be a senior. As long as you aren’t filing a complex tax return like if you’re running your own company then they will help you file for free.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This makes me very very concerned for a lot of the major vascular structures in the body that were never meant to stretch that way.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes surely this strongly worded letter will stop him.

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I encountered a barracuda once snorkeling in Cozumel. It was at least six feet long, and just stationary watching me from less than 20 feet away when I noticed it. There’s a visceral response in your body when you lock eyes with a predator. You get tunnel vision and things go quiet. Predators don’t look at you like other animals. You can almost see the gears turning in their heads, trying to judge if you might be too much of a fight to get a meal from. It’s an… interesting experience.

4 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

They go by Jumping Stilts or Kangaroo Shoes. Cost anywhere from $200 - $500.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Remember when his campaign was putting out ads on TV that were 88 seconds long and had exactly 14 words? He’s been courting nazis for a decade, he’s just more open about it and the media doesn’t care.

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I used to own a set of those stilts. They are very fun and you can get used to them pretty quick, but you need STRONG knees. In unfortunately have a bad knee from a car wreck and couldn’t use them for more than half an hour at a time. But you can get up to really impressive speeds on them.

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I love that they included Samara as a romance option even though they make it very clear, repeatedly, that doing the deed will absolutely kill you. And if you do fully commit it’s just like “Nope Shepard isn’t THAT special, now you’re dead.”

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Gotta downvote for the dog shit music. Pun intended

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

I hope that instead of her tearing down to her asshole it goes the opposite way and her clitoris gets torn in half.

Yes that’s a thing. You’re welcome for that knowledge.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He eats hickory smoked horse buttholes…

What?

From a cup!!

I won’t!

Yes he will!

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Gotta be “Men” (2022). There’s a scene of a conga line of mine giving birth to each other consecutively and very graphically. Sometimes vaginal, sometimes through their belly-button. No movie has ever made me say What The Fuck out loud so many times.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

23 and 22 and he’s going to propose. What a fucking moron.

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Me too! If you haven’t looked into it try getting a Sunrise Clock. They imitate the slow brightening of a natural sunrise, I have used one for years and it really does get your circadian rhythm onto the schedule you need it to be on.

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You can almost always tell if someone has either been in the military or been a bouncer, simply because they don’t stand with their knees locked.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Love that Imgur is becoming a big ole AI slop advertising platform. Good job upvoting this shit you fuckin looks.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

So Imgur is just allowing advertisements without tagging them as such. Cool. Good website.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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…who’s letting your kid play on the iPad all day? Huh? HUH!? Who’s not telling the kid to go outside and play?! HMM?!

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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I hope everyone involved with the creation and distribution of that song is cursed with eternally moist socks and they step on at least 1 LEGO everyday.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He looks so much like my Bandit. Please. Please keep and treasure that little creature. I only had Bandit for alittle over a year but his passing left a hole in my heart that will never heal. He’s been gone for more than 2 years and I still cry whenever I think of him.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Benjamin Franklin was a notorious poon hound. He even wrote a book which was just a semi-serious manual for young men on how to seduce older women.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why the fuck is a news article censoring ITS OWN FUCKING HEADLINE!? We are beyond the pale, TikTok is fucking cancer.

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice love all the OF ads stuffed into this dump. Totally not weird or bot like.

4 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Look like sand bags with nipples and veins painted on them.

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aw leave those poor hibernating Harvestmen alone, they ain’t hurting nobody.

4 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you think you are immune to propaganda, you are not.

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0