fleXbad

19566 pts · July 25, 2013

Hi. I'm 6' 5". Heavyset. Male. Straight. 30-ish. Lives in DC Metro area. Dislikes long walks - beaches or otherwise. Loves video games and cuddles. ...Oh, shit. This isn't my eHarmony profile. ABORT. Gratuitous Selfie: http://i.imgur.com/EWT6XZB.jpg

Making a Steam avatar - fleX

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If nobody else will love me, bacon will

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Imgur Secret Santa is a crafty bastard.

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What's your answer?

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She said nope to a nope handshake.

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