floatingfirefly

6597 pts · January 1, 2012


Roflcopter That is all.

OH NO. OUR TAX DOLLARS!!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This made my life. Thank you. I was legit having such a bad week and now I feel amazing. Literal mirth bubbling in my body. I can’t.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*comprehending

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Odd. Then why did the fire department charge us when they came to the scene of my fiancé’s car accident on the freeway?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was honest to god looking for him.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Glad he’s around still for you. Mouse mine terribly. He’s have loved his granddaughter to pieces.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I almost died laughing at #32 Like, I couldn’t breathe I was laughing so hard.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Boys wanted her, girls wanted to be her.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah, it’s nice to be needed, but to be needed 24/7 is something entirely different. Motherhood really is a labor of love.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They’ve helped me a lot. I had a candid talk w/ my partner, too. You’ve probably never been away from baby for more than 4 hours too, huh?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If it turns out we are local to each other, I’d love to see if we could get together, as my 8 month old hasn’t ever met another baby either.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They haven’t made it all better obviously, but I’m not crying every day like I was before. Also, I know you are sick of talking through

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Another Covid c-section mama here. I know the feels. Did you talk to your ob about this? I finally did and got some meds that have helped.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I was about to say, I know the look on that baby, I see it on my baby’s face all the time. ?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s... it’s a meatza!!???

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow. I didn’t realize I was an ancient. I lurked for at least a year or more before making my account in Jan 2012. Time flies!!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I dip shit-quality pizza in ranch. It helps. But if it’s actually good pizza, if it needs dipping, marinara or more pizza sauce is the way.

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

I miss skating so much. I did derby for 6 months and I felt great and was in the best shape ever, despite the bruises. ?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I’m not a gun fan but your restoration work is beautiful and your dedication to your craft is worthy of respect. Congrats on your new baby!

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Happy birthday, good boy!!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*fewer

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#26 Real Toyota-heads know this meme would work even if the name for the virus wasn’t incorrect.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I. Fucking. Love. This.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Solid dump.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Congrats! Happy holidays and happy new year from another pandemic mom!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I couldn’t get into either.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Andrew Rea is amazing. I got to meet him on his book tour! Great guy!!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0