Because some of you need these
Before...
How am I supposed to live under these circumstances?
Too damn high, I say!
Story of my life
This just sounds really interesting
So, have you been anywhere nice?
Wonder how many would think this is fake?
Wives amirite?
How will we survive?
Potty training
Horror or excitement?
Mildly satisfying...cold AF
Because...acting
Biggest guilt trip ever
Can someone tell me WTF is going on here?
And the horse you rode in on
Don't say you weren't warned
You’ve heard of elf on a shelf
It was a long night
Yeah..if you could park in a space, that'd be great
I suppose that’s the bitch’s bumper
Sorry for the glare
Redneck meter through the roof
I’m assuming there’s a story that goes along with this
That's what she said
Because...man
Restaurant, strip club, or junkyard?
Love the pretzels
Doh!
Gonna play just one round of BF1, then it's straight to work on that project due tomorrow
This one dumbass out there holding up all the traffic
You can't see me
All that's left of Kermit
Any guesses on his real name?
Super mlem
Apparently, I have failed as a father
"CHiPs"
'Murica
This person has figured out life
I believe I can fly
This is tight security.
Can I have a large heart attack please with a side of high blood pressure?
Grammar police, you're ok with this?
Have some hair this morning
Proud of myself
Little late, but still gold
Not my job
Not good when interstate traffic has an infinity edge
This is a good boy