flyingmonkeystick

68692 pts · February 7, 2018


I don’t think Gollum was known for smelling wonderful.

4 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Sauce?

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For a second, I thought that might have been a code.

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1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What’s the source for #1? Name of person and song she’s trying.

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yeah, it’s not a Jewish problem but it certainly is an Israeli problem.

3 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

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3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Right but why not at least let him explain why in his own words?

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

This is how I learn about s3nd.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The girlies need eye candy too! I’m sure they’ll appreciate it. v

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

If they hire for the position from the competition pool, he might be able to.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Definitely meant to be a joke. You wouldn’t frame it like that if it was meant to be taken seriously.

1 month ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

What show is this? I’m guessing the other girl also liked the man?

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It’s not just not understanding but also not wanting to assume incorrectly.

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#1 Crime Scene pose is the Yamucha death pose.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I fucking hate it.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

He may be but I hate the fucking format.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

If it helps, the other user won’t actually do it. They’re playing pretend.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 5

No, you won’t. That’s just lip service. If you were serious about doing it, you would have already done it instead of talking a big game about how you’d totally do it.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 8

Dot

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don’t forget to hit the lawyer and fuck the gym.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

No, she fucking won’t. Real life is not like the internet where every minor thing is seen as grounds for divorce.

2 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

This is hilarious when you realise Aussies call flip-flops thongs.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

In addition, let them see you scratching on it as well. Sort of a follow my example kind of thing.

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

He was much better than Trump but let’s not go around calling him a decent person. He was a piece of shit too.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Not having see the movie, why were they just standing there and taking shots?

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yup, the second one is so important. Wild animals, other people’s stupid aggressive pets (looking at you pit bulls), traffic, and just other bastard humans in general.


There’s a reason outside cats have a much shorter lifespan.

2 months ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 14

He said what he said.

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Regardless

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0