6313 pts ยท March 11, 2018
*unzips
This. It has nothing to do with getting bitten
I first had sax when I was seven. My uncle gave it to me. That first time... he made me go til my lips were blistered
That's some aggressive moose knuckle
3/ How much time have I waisted looking for something that was only... slightly different.
2/ I see this and it feels like I've spent my life looking for mediocrity and you've happened on the extraordinary by chance.
1/ I've looked my whole life for a four leaf clover and have never found one. It's a 1 in 10,000 chance because it's a mutantion.
Because women are for making more men and men are for fucking
69%... noice
It didn't stop in the 90's either. It was still going strong in the 10's
I too feel that's a bit racist or at least stereotyping
You can't let yourself be out alphaed.
Not me. I'm Hasbro's best thing ever
What flavor of gummy bear is this?
How does one go about purchasing a white family? Asking for... a friend.
I'm in this picture and I'm offended
That's super saiyan 1 Karen
#2 Sounds like some Joe Rogan shit
Or the ass of injustice!
*any boobs
What does it bring someone to shit on other people's happiness even if it's based on a lie? Life sucks let us live in ignorant bliss
Tyler Swift looks like Jamie Presley
If he doesn't have fecal impaction from the zero amounts of fiber
#1 Assuming large chicken eggs that 6.61lbs, 4650 calories, 390g protein, 330g fat, and 33g carbohydrates. That's some nasty farts!
I was literally just watching this episode
A guy I work with got robbed of his groceries... at gun point... at the front door
Bro... I spend so much of my paycheck on cheese.
When asked how I'm doing I usually just say "I'm alive."
*unzips
This. It has nothing to do with getting bitten
I first had sax when I was seven. My uncle gave it to me. That first time... he made me go til my lips were blistered
That's some aggressive moose knuckle
3/ How much time have I waisted looking for something that was only... slightly different.
2/ I see this and it feels like I've spent my life looking for mediocrity and you've happened on the extraordinary by chance.
1/ I've looked my whole life for a four leaf clover and have never found one. It's a 1 in 10,000 chance because it's a mutantion.
Because women are for making more men and men are for fucking
69%... noice
It didn't stop in the 90's either. It was still going strong in the 10's
I too feel that's a bit racist or at least stereotyping
You can't let yourself be out alphaed.
Not me. I'm Hasbro's best thing ever
What flavor of gummy bear is this?
How does one go about purchasing a white family? Asking for... a friend.
I'm in this picture and I'm offended
That's super saiyan 1 Karen
#2 Sounds like some Joe Rogan shit
Or the ass of injustice!
*any boobs
What does it bring someone to shit on other people's happiness even if it's based on a lie? Life sucks let us live in ignorant bliss
Tyler Swift looks like Jamie Presley
If he doesn't have fecal impaction from the zero amounts of fiber
#1 Assuming large chicken eggs that 6.61lbs, 4650 calories, 390g protein, 330g fat, and 33g carbohydrates. That's some nasty farts!
I was literally just watching this episode
A guy I work with got robbed of his groceries... at gun point... at the front door
Bro... I spend so much of my paycheck on cheese.
When asked how I'm doing I usually just say "I'm alive."