Sally Kohn is all of us.
MRW when I survived the holidays only to find myself back at work.
We're gonna win.
MRW I'm asked if I'm "trying to get into a secret imgur downvote club or something"
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Chewy is my spirit animal.
MRW I try to get out of my memory foam bed in the morning.
Relax. It's just a whale's blow hole.
MRW the waiter comes by to ask me how my meal is.
Yesterday was my cake day!
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So we introduced the christmas tree to my cat yesterday
You've got a little something on your face.
MRW I very carefully and strategically plan out my life.
What it feels like sometimes.
When you are the last at the party but still not ready to go home.
MRW I hear the George Zimmerman shooter plans to use ‘stand your ground’ defense to clear his name.
Uh Fred, honey? The sign says Turkey Summit, not Cat Summit...
MRW watching Amy Schumer
MRW my one job is to carry a live baby jesus in the Christmas Pageant
Going through old baby pics of my son and immediately saw the resemblence
This door ate my mom
1 Building that looks like me watching GoT Characters
Everyone wins!
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WEEEEE nothing can ruin this day!
Badadump dum
Shit just goat real.
First time I've ever wanted to be a sloth.
I'm coming for you Imgur.
I just finished all 7 seasons of Buffy for the 4th time and today I still feel like I've woken up and all my friends are gone.
As soon as I dry, somebody dies.
Tard hates it more than the rest of us.
MRW I read my own Gallery Comments all together and out of context.
I'm not even mad when I see this one again. I laugh every goddamn time.