funone77

203913 pts ยท September 8, 2015


I didn't consider that.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

God forbid you're poor enough to be on food stamps AND use that money to buy a fucking snack.
Poors dont deserve snacks!

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Toothless

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The onion and other satire magazines are the only ones telling the truth anymore. Sure there's outlets like npr an ap, but they are afraid of being sued and their language shows it.

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

What resource do you think is on this thing that has any kind of pawn shop / quick-sale properties?

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

The appropriate action here would have been to put it back on its side off of the road and sidewalk, but props to this guy for removing a dangerous obstacle from the road.

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At the time I was too young to realize that joke almost got shot by a cop.

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I hope we all find someplace safe.

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Here's the whole story. I made this joke. Literally everyone in the class gave me a "not funny" comment. Then, later that day, our music teacher told us that some older students made the SAME FUCKING JOKE and my classmates laughed.
I would have lit the world on fire at that moment if you had given me the option.

1 day ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Jim Jordan's district looks like a sick chicken.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#7 I see we shifted Jim Jordan's district to look like a chicken instead of a dragon.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nobody appreciated my "are they sending you next?" joke I made to my teacher.

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Its the heavy breastplate!

What? It has the same stats!

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Many times.
Yes.

3 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

No fair. Israel didn't say they were going to stop genociding! /s

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The gold door says it all

3 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This guy is my spirit animal

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Protein and fat mostly

3 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Toys are your ally not your competition!

3 days ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

It's all profit for the military industrial complex.

3 days ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Outdoor carpet and plywood on top of a metal frame.

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The fuck they are.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*good cigarettes, but yes something horribly wonderful about taking a drag

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, because when I travel, I like to do the absolute most unsafe thing for myself. Why dont I wear a MAGA hat and tell people why their country is inferior while im at it?

However, I will gladly fuck myself and think of you getting angry over this as my turn on. Thanks for the spank material.

4 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You mean "eh" pronounced "ay". Not hard to overemphasize the OO noise and replace OU with it.

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#2

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