108484 pts ยท April 1, 2014
Hello, stranger.
I asked for the news, not the weather.
Asymptotally
Gandhi actually did say that, right before saying "bitch!" and moonwalking away. I was there, dude, it happened.
*hooniganism
Manu-eels
"What are you going to do, stab me?" -- Londoners every 52 seconds
There are always two Zuckerbergs...
Bullet points, even
Up and at them!
I choose to sometimes give it my some
It means you'll get where you're going a lot faster or slower
My favorite part of the alphabet song is the lyrics
I exist outside of time and I knew this
Stealing is awesome!
*haunting
Damn octocorrect
#7 So octopuses on ecstasy are... cuttlefish?
*Muons
Nice
Assholes are always dropping that shit
I'm gonna set it straight, this Watergate
Error: Object reference not set to an instance of an object
Well bless his heart, he does try
You've just described like 95% of the population
I asked for the news, not the weather.
Asymptotally
Gandhi actually did say that, right before saying "bitch!" and moonwalking away. I was there, dude, it happened.
*hooniganism
Manu-eels
"What are you going to do, stab me?" -- Londoners every 52 seconds
There are always two Zuckerbergs...
Bullet points, even
Up and at them!
I choose to sometimes give it my some
It means you'll get where you're going a lot faster or slower
My favorite part of the alphabet song is the lyrics
I exist outside of time and I knew this
Stealing is awesome!
*haunting
Damn octocorrect
#7 So octopuses on ecstasy are... cuttlefish?
*Muons
Nice
Assholes are always dropping that shit
I'm gonna set it straight, this Watergate
Error: Object reference not set to an instance of an object
Well bless his heart, he does try
You've just described like 95% of the population