gankable

9769 pts · July 31, 2013


I'm just trying to make you laugh.

Plot twist: they misspelled 'nuns' the whole article and everyone is secretly becoming religiously unaffiliated nuns right under your nose!

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She signed a law to make sure kids 14+ are now allowed to work Iowan minimum wage for their own food so they can lift themselves out of hunger by their own bootstraps? Does that count?

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Some may qualify if under 200% of the federal poverty level based on household size. So for 1 person, income limit is 2 x $14,580 = $29,160. The program also has other criteria that can determine eligibility not limited to income thresholds, such as being a part of another assistance program (e.g., SNAP/food benefits), living in low income housing (which has much higher income limits depending on state/county), SSI status, veteran status, etc. Worth looking into, at least.

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Albert Einstein. I don't know why I had to say that in response... I've been indoctrinated. I think the documentary was called, 'The Last Party.'

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Do you not?

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Do they have a thing to test the thing to make sure the tester won't wear out or break with use before it can fully test the other thing?

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Instructions unclear. Went for an opening triple insult trifecta with no time for the compliment before I got stabbed.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What if it's Schrödinger's Cat?

3 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

I read 'kinky' and 'binding'. Please don't Kinko's-shame me.

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And then the host crouches down and takes a bite out of the desk.... chocolate!

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I take the item that has the least perceived 'cooties' and try to say 'blackout forever' before touching a carton of whatever.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Don't worry, there will be a repost pretty soon after the original (if this isn't one already).

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Whoa, whoa, whoa, who told you about 'thinking'? That's gateway behavior right there. Better cut education funding a few more times.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Pulled themselves up by stealing everyone else's bootstraps.

3 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Hard to undo caps-lock while desperately running.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wealthy people be like: if they just worked harder, they could take the last two tracks instead of just one to put in front of the train.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Portabella

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The video clips are from Your Name (Japanese title: Kimi no Na wa) while the audio/music is from an upcoming movie from same director.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If the creator wanted it said a specific way, should've said so way earlier. Was way too late and can't fight natural course of linguistics.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Y'all have your own brain? I have to share one with all the other sheeple.

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