I'm about 6'11'', tan all the time. Life's a game and I'm the player. When I'm not working out or tanning, I'm usually raging to bangers at da club, chief. I slay women and pop collars. COME @ ME, BRO.
I'm about 6'11'', tan all the time. Life's a game and I'm the player. When I'm not working out or tanning, I'm usually raging to bangers at da club, chief. I slay women and pop collars. COME @ ME, BRO.
Thought this was gonna go full Harambe
This quacks me up
Should have wore the "FBI: Female Body Inspector" shirt
It might give you gas
Shots fired
Neat.
Gh-gh-gh-ghosts!
The best http://blog.backpainrelief.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/foam-rollers2.jpg
My gf is dead
Bet you can't touch your elbows behind your baaAAAAAAHHH WTF
"Nobody belongs anywhere"
....bitch
Turns out they still don't know what's wrong but were just fixing one of many broken parts
They let me graduate from pureed food to soft foods yesterday. I can't wait til I can haz berger
Cuz you touch yourself at night
Why is this mildly sexual?
I say good dog
Sweet crocs
- Andrew WK
YAR BERLEEV I KIND FLYAR
Guerilla joke warfare
If you like fruit loops, if you like golden grahams
My friend wrote our most ordered za places' cook a valentine's day card two years in a row. He does good work.
You get me. You.... complete me.
Lol but they air the spelling bee and everybody's cool with it
Alright kids, let's try to score more points than the other team. I think that'll do it for us today.
I really like learning about the sports I'm unfamiliar with. I.e. I watched a whole handball match with teams not from my country