helljack

60912 pts ยท June 17, 2013


I have very little to say.

Spoken like a rapist.

6 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As the former CFO of Radio Shack, I applaud your resilience.

1 day ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Hey, you walked in on me! It's not like I'm soaping up in the living room.

1 day ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

No. They don't "struggle" to differentiate fact from fiction. They REVEL in the reliance of their fiction for any reliable fact.

1 week ago | Likes 196 Dislikes 2

Fuck Bill Burr.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That video could end 4 world earlier and be 100% accurate.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have my Mother to thank for that.

The closest I ever got to a compliment was "Well, you're not as smart as some but you're smarter than most."

That shit keeps you grounded as fuck.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck Jimmy Carr

2 weeks ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 18

Well we're still talking about Epstein, so it didn't work.

Into the next madcap adventure of President Kiddie Fucker!

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just did this.

In Virginia, I have two senators. Mark Warner and Tim Kain. I was able to leave a message for Senator Warner, but Tim Kain just had an outgoing message saying that their offices are closed and I should call back during normal business hours and then hung up with no option to leave a message.

That's some real customer avoidance right there.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not denounce and distance from that fuck muppet.

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

#5 Fuck Jimmy Carr and everyone attached to him.

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

Shiny.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

AND FUCK THOSE COWARDLY CHUD FUCKERS WHO JUST WATCHED.

FUCKING DICKLESS PISSANTS. MEN NEED TO CALL OTHER MEN OUT ON SHIT LIKE THIS!

1 month ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 28

Works on me...

1 month ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

He brought the coke.

1 month ago | Likes 86 Dislikes 0

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow. Reading the generational abuse comments about "Ohhhh, condiments? How terrible!", "Back when I pledged, I got a 24 drug cocktail poured into my penis and a cucumber shoved up my ass, This is NOTHING!" and "Shirtless in a basement? No blood? No shit pool to wallow in? Pathetic!"

"HEY! I suffered way more. So should everyone else!"

Like my guys, I'm sorry you were tortured for your fellowship. I really am. Give these kids a break.

1 month ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 2

"Hey, I'm gonna go score points with the libs. Make sure you get my good side. Do I look 'frumpled' enough?"

Fuck this clown and his shit.

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

NO. It'll take more than simple words to win most folks back.

I'll start to forgive her when she fucking actually jumps an ICE agent, in public, at a rally or march.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This is my very first time seeing these, and I love them.

Thank you for sharing, friend.

2 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

#10 She seems fun!

2 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

This cunt is going to have a target on his back for the rest of his days.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

That all looks horrible.

Is...is that the point? Some new fucky dining experience where you pay a tonne of money and are met with food shaped salt licks?

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Holy oh fuck, I had that exact one growing up.

I used to love to set up the count down timer and pretend I was defusing a bomb, all G.I. Joe style.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I guess they didn't like the answers they were receiving.

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Wow.

Usually I'm much more verbose with my replies, but this time I'm simply at a loss for words.

Well done. This is quite impressive.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah, the 'tiny cake' the younger, spoiled brother is presented on his sisters birthday so he doesn't freak out.

Well played.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0