hencethequeef

156448 pts ยท November 21, 2012


I'm here for imaginary internet points and cats.

Yup. I'm a responsible veggie & my coworker is not. I give her B12 and fish oils at lunch because I don't want the extra work if she dies.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

More like, yelling is an ineffective and immature way to communicate one's dissatisfaction. Take a deep breath and talk, you nugget.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Plus, they can't fuck shit up like a big dog can if you don't bother training them

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

dOnT mOvE tHe GoAlPoSt Christ, I told you to Google something. I didn't offer to write a fucking dissertation - I'm not who you replied to

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He implies he wouldn't be able to live off $7B. Do you have any idea how much money that is?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Links are too long, but just Google "bill gates would vote for trump"

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A multi-movie superhero saga about supercows overthrowing their human overlords and creating a cow utopia.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I scrolled past this, got it a second later, and came back to updoot.

6 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Sondland learning the lesson all boomers must: yes, we can hear your phone call. The volume is maxed and you're screaming.

6 years ago | Likes 89 Dislikes 8

A lot of those maps are outdated, as those lines are blurring with more virtual interactions and transplants.

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

In Illinois, we don't have hills but we do have snow, so we call it "FUCK I AM SO COLD WHAT IS THIS WHITE SHIT I JUST SHOVELED THAT SPOT"

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Halfway between fruity and nutty, but it's got this nice, chewy texture like a gummy candy.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

know if it's that they're literal forbidden fruit but they are so fucking good. I've never wanted an eleventh of anything that badly. 3/3

6 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

per day or you can get ginkgotoxicity which can cause seizures and death. But 10/day is safe. So I make 10 and let me tell you, I don't 2/

6 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

I bought ginkgo nuts from the market for the first time recently. Looked up how to prepare them and found that you should only eat ten 1/

6 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 1

When a man who has literally forgotten that women exist has the gall to use "gay" as an insult. Outstanding.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

has no direct knowledge of, trying to get them to say something politically useful even though they won't because they're under oath. 3

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The ass-clowns that don't go on long diatribes with "right?" tacked on the end to make it a question or they ask about things the witness 2

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's pretty dry. The people that know what they're doing ask clarifying and fact-based questions based on the witness's scope of knowledge 1

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0