In honor my cake day, here's some shameless point whoring.
I have come...
When the Marine chow hall is out of crayons even though you were promised a lifetime supply.
MFW da booty is near
We are coming.
Hot off the front page
Drop it.
Sometimes different is good
For Xerxes, every meal is a pageant
Peter and Sidecar Falcon
Wise words
Trash panda soothes the savage overlord
How to properly celebrate the new year
This. Stupid. Bitch.
MRW I saw Imgur's new UI
My top 10 anime list.
I'm sick of hearing the fangirls squee
But why are you wearing this fruity number?!
MFW I tell Latvian jokes
Life finally doesn't suck.
Unstoppable
It's like dipping my toe in the hot tub
Not only is he the world's strongest man, but he is also an excellent chef.
Good lord