hernibs

915 pts ยท March 10, 2013


Jeff Koons' ex-wife, which may or may not influence your arousal, I mean, opinion of her...

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Ah, the dear old dirt cheap IKEA LACK table...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

(Ottawa is lousy with tulips, and has a Tulip Festival every year. To help explain the extent of it. Pretty nice.)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A non-fictional man I knew could not, and would moan endlessly about this trope. (Despite being an idiot.)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

^ this is, unfortunately, very good advice. Loads of lovely people working in hospitals, and invariably a handful of IDGAF nurses...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cripes. Have dated a good whack of fat blokes. Would not date one with their self-esteem in the toilet, though. Cheer up...

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Weird 80s-esque outfits, tans, footwear... Rule seems to be not 'be attractive' so much as it is 'conform w/make-up and hair straightener'

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unschooling can work wonders if it's "here's a resource-rich environment, tell me what you'd like more of" and not "Here's the TV"...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hooray for Canada, where we can elect somebody - usually mostly sane, too - in a month or two instead of the five-odd years it takes the US.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I didn't scream -- I think that might be partially TV stuff -- but, watermelon, honeydew, pineapple, loads of things come closer than lemon

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I didn't see mine on there? "Basic brick shanty, features: needs re-shingling, plumbing repairs, new flooring... Has curtains, toilet..."

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What is this? Weather to kill ants?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

dammit child, stop screwing around with your dust jackets or you won't deserve books

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1 incident = "often"...?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Amazing physical feat -- a few posts after one with comments snarking on feminism -- comment here: "Dat ass tho." *sigh* Carry on...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No! Similarly, has anybody glued something with G.G. and not had it expand absurdly no matter how little was used? Def not my fav adhesive.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I homeschool; I don't quibble over paying school taxes -- I want to live in a literate society. Like buses benefit car owners, too...

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

depends -- which bird are you?

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Of course. As demonstrated by Imgur's adoration of (most notably) Banff and Lake Louise...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tip: go to Vegas once with a rich gambling addict. Always return to same hotel. Hey presto, free limo, great room w/ chocolates and booze!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Um. Shaving in maternity wards went out decades ago. It was shown to increase infections, not decrease...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

+1. Courts like two parents. Unless mom remarried and the new Mr adopted, terminating "rights"/support is largely myth in most of the world

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fainted after ear piercing. Kid at school's dad owned a store in the mall, I have a unique name; whole school heard about it... #triggered

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Neither does he, mate.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It seems like a bad cartoonist, as well. There's nothing amusing, nothing 'relatable,' just...drawings and words, neither of which are good.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 6

That's great news about your dad but the vit C and extended lifespan are almost certainly unrelated. Ask any oncologist...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1