hewari

45881 pts · March 28, 2014


Just a bartender from Finland ! ... If you can get this in the front page i will send you a bottle of koskenkorva(Finnish spirit) btw. it tastes like shit so.. yeah..

sweet dreams <3

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

well well well, 3 months and i have made you an ANOTHER DOLLAR. thanks for all the laughs along the way. real cutting edge humor.. :)

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

this story needs an segelbåt mentioned to be believable svede story?

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

they speak finnish so propably lapland. these are common here :)

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

then i have made you about an dollar over the years. YOURE WELCOME

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

not to worry youll learn it in 10 trys. or you know use a knive you use for eating.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

if you tap the edge of the lid or slide knive edge between the jar and the lid, it releases pressure and the lid pops open.

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

out Cats loved it to death, fun toy but you will have to buy replacement butterflies constantly, atleast in our case.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

its Saatana! :)

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

IT IS IMPORTANT TO NOTE THIS PERSON IS TALKING ABOUT MINT. NOT CHAMOMILE. PLEASE PUT MINT ON YOUR JUNK.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

i would have to be especially polite or behave differently when meeting with an officer. (only that little "omg did i do something wrong")

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

not Finland atleast, esp. our police force is properly trained and gun incidents are really rare. its really weird to think that 1/2

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

perkeleen vasikkakopit :D

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes but 1mile=1.6km, it aint 600meters closer.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dot

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Exactly :D

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well them fuckers play monopoly with real money.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They kinda did here in Finland but sweden got butthurt and huge amount of workers cross the border to work esp. In healthcare.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

I cant understand how fucked up your system Is, finnish caregivers are more wanted in sweden than snus in Finland right now :D

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Move away for professori tears..

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You usually can open or slide them around :D super common in Finland

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Its a old joke where tourists allways thinks that there are penguins and polarbears here. And we wont correct them. There are both though.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I thought so too, started politica shitstorm in the comments instead by accident x)

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That Is literally the reason I made this.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I honestly dont know or care, I stole the clip from here and slapped some good ol meme edits on top of it.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1