heypartner

8576 pts · December 26, 2021


Let me put the drawers back, maybe they’ll forget about me

7 months ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Timed right to the “boom”

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It’s the other way around. For instance, Houston has no-kill policies at many shelters, and with how many dogs are born on the streets, that’s impossible to achieve within the state. So, we established one of the best adoption efforts around, by making it easy for owners in other states and regions to help us find homes … transportation/logistics/partners to connect adopters with pets. Everything needed to get the dogs exposure and transportation.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I guess the 13th Amendment doesn’t mean what it was supposed to mean …

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Fascinating woman fascinated by 6 cheeses, news at 11

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Looks like the dog said it too. I didn’t see the dog chilling at first

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey buddy, we’re trying to sleep here

9 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#8 “you can’t mate there, mate”

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#7 “what the fuck just happened”

9 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#5 cat’s during COVID learned tricks, too

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ellie, you have to stop

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But wouldn’t they collapse onto each other into one big bang?

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’ve never had bison bacon, before.

9 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Well, gotta admit, I do that to mating cockroaches …

9 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Talk about beating a dead bug

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You know there’s a woman out there somewhere asking grok “who’s the fairest of them all.”

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So, was George Clooney ever called the new Cary Grant.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What is that — a dog for ants?

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You’re right. I didn’t read the form. It even says “Student Initials”. Lulz

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They could also be hot-swapping desks at work that have monitors supplying power over USB-C. This allows employees to leave their laptop power adapter at home. Very convenient setup.

So, should the laptop fail to charge over usb-c, …

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Amazing, like the Mona Lisa, not matter where you stand, it’s rolling it’s eyes at you

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That wink at the end makes me wonder …

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So, instead of having to say “I would, if I could”, we could just say “I quould”

I might be able to get behind that

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of the snowboarding crow

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Noice! So what temp to you bake that at?

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can’t argue with that 😉

10 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Don’t fight a cat
Use your brain
Use drugs

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Does that make it a half-pounder?

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Could also be: Zero 1, One 2, etc.

I’ll see myself out. 🤓

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2