hfctom

58203 pts ยท January 23, 2014


Resident bartender, asshole, and occasional mechanic for Cleveland Moto. Check out the "Greatest Motorcycle Podcast ~in the wurld*~" where we sometimes talk about motorcycles but mostly drink and tell fart jokes. https://youtube.com/@ClevelandMoto

Russian Foreign Agents don't get to pick their assignments.

9 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Oh no it's better than that. They've known Epstein was a child trafficker since the Obama presidency. But because he was flying Bill Clinton all over the place on the Lolita Express nobody gave a shit.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 34

Yeah but his Daddy says he has to stay in. And by Daddy I mean Bibi.

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The Sheriffs Department and court system would become so bogged down with evictions and arrests that it could no longer function. Credit card companies would beg to reopen poor houses due to missed payments. Car repoes would skyrocket! Pure genius!

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah this is just automatic registration for selective service. It's a nothing burger except for the fact it still exists.

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

No, those are pants.

3 days ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Every modern "Conservative" think tank and lobbying grift...sorry Group is based on the JBS.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do what you enjoy for a living and you'll never have the time or inclination to do it for yourself ever again. You'll actually grow to hate it.

3 days ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Post-USSR Russia became a paper tiger though, because they sold their (outdated) military equipment to every third world tinpot dictator they could find. Post-USA America will become (hell it already is) a mercenary force where you have to go to "our" tinpot dictator to negotiate for its use, or (they'll) just start conquering the board like playing Risk.

3 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

If I'm going to be mad about wasteful spending I'm not going to be mad about NASA. $93 Billion barely covers what Trump blew this past month getting a worse deal than Obama did with Iran. And Obama didn't have to kill anyone.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Republicans are intentionally destroying America. Trump just happens to be at the helm.

3 days ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Fuck'n Send it!

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

3 days ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

The problem is even when it's "dead" whoever controls the USA will control the largest military and one of the largest stockpiles of nuclear weapons on the planet.

3 days ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

Oh cool. Another sternly worded press release. That will get him this time.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

What color would you like your unicorn?

4 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Sorry, we can't take enough time off of work for a Civil War. Best we can do is just complain.

4 days ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I mean, the only time I talked to a cashier at a German Grocery Store was when I fucked up and hit the wrong button on the self checkout and my "barely passable" German Reading Comprehension wasn't enough to un-fuck the situation.

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

4 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

All Merrick Garland had to do was his fucking job.

4 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The problem is the people in the files that need to be prosecuted are the ones who would do the prosecuting so therefore they refuse.

4 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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4 days ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 1

He got impeached in the House. Then the Republican Senate said no.

4 days ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

"Nah" -- Republicans.

4 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"When you're famous they just let you do it"

4 days ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

"That's okay. We'll get them in the mid-terms...if we can get enough votes" -- Literally the past sixty years.

4 days ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 3