ibeforeeexceptwhenitsweird

53776 pts · July 11, 2011


Catholic. Minnesotan. Rugby player. Conservative. Outdoorsman. Whiskey enthusiast. Gentleman. http://i.imgur.com/hfxYumr.gif

You’ve been together for a month and you’ve already watched at least 6 movies together? Fuckin get to know each other dude.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Thanks, Black Science Man!

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Good Lord that is fucking gay

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 10

He literally gives the drug to people whose insurance won't cover it, he raised the price to fuck with insurance companies.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 4

They're actually the least represented ethnic group aside from maybe Asians.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Agreed, they're getting butt fucked by Muslims

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 10

Fucking autist

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The logic is in the Constitution itself, my man. Additionally, America is a Constitutional Republic, its laws are based on the document.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

You're probably lame af

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 12

WE WUZ KANGZ N SHEEIT

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lmao except for Clinton has killed thousands and trump has killed no one.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 14

I love this

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

Lmao you dropped the Faith because of scripture? I can only assume you mean old testament?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Oh, so you watched it as well

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Deus Vult

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In fairness, that's kind of the point of being religious. To apply the tenets of your religion to all aspects of your life.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

The cognitive dissonance is staggering

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 8

But not exclusively and they certainly wouldn't remember this machine

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 19

Have you ever even watched the entire show?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

What is that, Nietzche, shut the fuck up

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 8

Are you insane? You have no idea why the owners weren't able to be there to unchain the dog.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oi mate you're the Archbishop of Banterbury

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Quick thinking is an application of wit to my understanding but I don't know the exact dictionary definition

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is literally an example of wit

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Wow. Such an on point reference.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I got a rock

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Does anyone remember @cagg?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But yeah, Americans are the homophobic ones

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

Burdge is a good friend of mine from college! She's an even cooler person than she is an artist, which is obviously saying a lot.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Airplane!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0