imakeeper

353723 pts ยท January 30, 2013


Here's a slot canyon waterfall for you!

7 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Cut off in the middle of a word.

7 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Then where does ace correspondent Hisda D. Folked-Dechilds work?

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Heinlein just wanted the world to be one big fuck pile.

7 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Do you think dogs are only for the independently wealthy? People have to work, and they deserve happiness. Dogs do fine being crate trained, and generally can be trusted out of their crate once they grow up/settle in to their new home.

7 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 8

I've been reading some Asimov lately. The casual misogyny is pretty staggering.
Humans have colonized other worlds and are struggling with accepting sentient robots into their society. Women can't go outside without makeup, of course.

7 months ago | Likes 86 Dislikes 5

If I get angry enough, Daddy Trump will love me and give me a cabinet post!

7 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

That's lobster too.

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make someone read a sign two feet in front of their face.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Most likely a captive cougar used for film and footage. See Bart the Bear et. al.

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Captive cougar that photographers can pay to get footage of. You can see how well fed the kitty is by the chest flappys.

7 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

McConnell and the deep state conservative establishment did that. They illegally help up judicial nominations during Obama's presidency so they could fill the courts during shitstain's first term. They are all complicit.

7 months ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

A crayfish that someone stuck a fish head onto.

7 months ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 1

Yep. Peregrine falcons eat almost nothing but birds.

7 months ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Don't let them pencil-necks at the gub-mint get you down! MAGATS, get out there and eat that shrimp!

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Straighten us out from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He wants to eat with his family!

7 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That cat should be weaned.

7 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Possibly they are counter-protesters standing outside a no-kings rally.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice cape!
Thanks, it has pockets!

7 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Right? It's not even a very good cat tree. There are no platforms, just a rounded head.

7 months ago | Likes 119 Dislikes 2

Yeah, we mixed our cakes in a bucket too.

7 months ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

Being a terrified conservative man must be so exhausting. Living in fear that someone might call you to gay would be so hard. So very hard, and rigid, and throbbing and what was I saying?

7 months ago | Likes 708 Dislikes 5

I'm not sure what's going on here. Is the cat sitting next to a tree that is driving down the road?

7 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Meth cats.

7 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

Not sure if this is the same strain of mice that was refunded because they used transgenic mice and the prefix trans- terrifies conservatives to their stupid, pin headed, fuck-witted, tiny, insignificant little cores.

7 months ago | Likes 80 Dislikes 1

Well, he wanted to expand his life in the way that DaVinci did. And that's why he took up juggling.
Now I know what you're thinking! "Steve, where do YOU find time to juggle?!"

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0