indecisivemelonhead

12320 pts ยท June 3, 2018


I read a lot and enjoy crafting, I crochet, paint, and like trying new crafts. I live with my husband, our 2 daughters, and roommate.

Thank you!

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Thank you! I didn't even know that mediabiasfactcheck existed!

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I want to upvote, but...

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

I don't even want to know where that finger was before he sniffed it.

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Those look gross

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#1 There are four lights!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you

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Thank you

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My friend doesn't get it.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank you, I'm really excited.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They're divorced. Now he's married to Katherine Schwarzenegger. They have a kid.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#4 The address on this is in my state. For us swinging blue, I'm ashamed to say that in that part of the state, they mostly still think like this. It's a very small town. The longest stretch of road from one end to the other is less than 2 miles.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait. Luxury bones? As if you have to buy them in the first place? How the fuck is something naturally growing out of your body considered a luxury?

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

It has sound

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#11 This is just the usable brain matter then?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#47 What happens when the horse has to poop?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some teenagers tried to break into my house a few years ago. I grabbed my handgun and went around to make sure all the doors were locked, but as soon as I saw they were kids, I put it away. There's no way I could.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Now put chocolate pudding in the whoopee cushion.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#32 Is there some significance to the possum in relation to trans? Genuine question, not judgment.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just want my children to come home from school unharmed.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a parent of a 2 year old and a newborn. I can confirm.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a fellow Satanist, I also approve.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#21 My favorites are cunt-nugget and twat-waffle

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is my 2 year old's favorite bedtime story, I'll be saving this.

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I'm 9 months pregnant and wish I could do that. I envy you.

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And this is why I don't eat eggs.

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