instantmashedpotatoes

27959 pts · April 10, 2013


...hi.

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2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I really enjoyed him in Spanglish, too. Great departure role for him.

3 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The FIRST thing I thought of!

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It’s… it’s the name of Colin Jost’s book, you guys.

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Very recent PCOS diagnosis here. It’s been 8-10 years and two pregnancies’ worth of explaining away each of my symptoms and being told I need to just diet and exercise more. No real treatment plan at this point beyond the weight loss shots, which I’m doing but really hesitantly.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yo mama’s so fat, after sex, she smokes a HAM.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Long live puhsketti.

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Me, too.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

#TeamBalloon

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

True!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Doot

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It’s the opening line of Santeria

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

BAD ASS NATIONAL FUCKING FOREST

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dat Tommy Shelby tho…..

2 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 1

You mean “off button.”

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Generally it’s considered unsafe because either A) the baby is gonna fall out, or B) you’re gonna roll over and suffocate or squash the baby. Since they’ve got what appears to be a border up around the bed, A isn’t a concern. B still is, but it’s a risk many parents take. (Not me!)

2 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

The most luxurious life I can imagine includes a lawn service and a cleaner who comes once a month to just do the pain-in-the-ass-stuff: baseboards, fan blades, blinds, showers. And….everything else the same.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

JUSTICE FOR HENK

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Scroll down; there’s a second

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Two cheeseburger meal? The best choice! 🍔

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Alan!!

2 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Fizgig!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It looks like it might be Iron Gwazi at Busch Gardens Tampa.

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

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3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

*Clausplay

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Requiem for a Dream.

3 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

You all everybody

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Calypso!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0