jaybird85

8873 pts ยท August 18, 2013


and tell it it means peace among worlds

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Is that a metric or imperial month?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The daily show, a comedy news show being better at reporting than most news shows for 20 years

5 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

If the recent US elections are proof, children come in all shapes and sizes and they procreate and they vote...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

step on pee. She would stand across the hallway looing at me, I assume enjoying my frustration

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Worst fucking cat I met was my roommate's Persian. She would pee in front of my door every single night. First thing in the morning, 1/2

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Recycling

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you spelled months wrong *sad covid noises*

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Is a trained cat still a cat?

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Yeah, probably because of that fucker triple wielding them nanas

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And maybe, due to being proven wrong, a pissed off partner

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Seeing most carnivores and several humans at that, eat is terrifying. Nature has absolutely no class in eating

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, because cats are known for doing what you want them to do /s

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Nah man, apocalyspe, the world should just end...

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I believe cats don't love, they just tolerate intensely

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No, because he will do the necessary mental gymnastics to believe he was cheated by the dems and the fake news media

5 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

understand basic concepts of civics, economics and you know, reasoning, could only make things better, right? 2/2

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Well, you can MAKE it legal and constitutional and one can argue about the morality of the issue. A simple test to make sure the voter 1/?

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Have you seen Jeff and your father in the same room? How much do you trust your grandmother?

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The creepy smile and the zoom make this gif !

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Yet you never listen...

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Because he does whatever the fuck he wants

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I SAID NO GRAIG!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Technically, he also lit a motherfucker into the ground after slashing him, so you are correct

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Lil dudette has Steve Buscemi eyes

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That sweet, hot viscous wealth ! mmm, bend over for the economy

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To be fair, that thing wasn't rolling

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Or, her second life was the longer of the nine ;)

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